Sandwich?♤Joey Tribbiani

6.1

~The One With The Butt 2~

I walk into Monica's apartment with everyone except Joey and we see Rachel.

"Tah-daaah!" She says

"Are we greeting each other this way now? Cause I like that." Chandler says

"Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors...I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for." Rachel tells us

"Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask." Ross tells her

"Well, whaddya think?" Rachel asks us

"Oh, Rachel I love you! But you're dead."

"What?" She asks I walk over to her

"You moved the green ottoman. It's only a matter of seconds before she blows" I whisper

"Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman." Monica says

"Speak of the devil" I say

"How-how did that happen?" She asks

"I dunno..I-I thought it looked better there. And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table." Rachel responds

"Prepare for world war 2" Ross says

"World war 2 already happened"

"It's world war 2 part 2 Ness, gosh don't you know anything?" Chandler says

"You know what else there's gonna be a part 2 of?"

"You watching the Andy Griffith show with Joey while drinking beer and eating pizza?" He asks

"Oh you are so gonna get it tonight"

"Sorry mommy" he answers

"Yeah, yeah, it's interesting...but y'know What? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. Alright just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while." Monica says

"I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman" Phoebe tells Rachel

"Thank god you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out" Chandler says to Rachel

"You guys, I am not that bad!" Monica says

"What about when we were kids Mon? You remember why mom gave me my own room?"

"I'm sorry I didn't like the way you hung your clothes in the closet and made your bed, and would move the chair in the corner." She answered

"Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Anne doll that wasn't raggedy!" Ross says

"Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organized. But hey, I can be a kook" Monica says

"Alright you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away." Ross starts

"Why not?" Monica asks

"Because you're a kook! Instead you wait until they send you a notice" Ross says

"I could do that" Monica answers

"Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy pour spout." Rachel says

"Why would someone do that?! One might wonder" Monica says

"Okey dokey hokey pokey, I come home from a long day of dealing with Gunther. I'm tired. I want root beer and Doritos. I want to sit on your couch-"