Leafy walked around the apartment looking for Daddy Lizard.
"Please, Daddy Lizard. I have done good today. I have converted 13 kids over to lizardizam. Please, Daddy Lizard come back.
"You're dad is never coming back." said his mother.
"I'M GOING TO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT. GOODBYE MOM." He storms out.
Outside he means a small gecko.
"Yeah, what do you want?!" He asks the gecko.
"Acid." replies Gecko.
"Okay. Well, okay." says Leafy.
They do acid while listening to 1D in Calvin's room because his mom decided he needed to go sit in the corner.
"I bet your gay." He says.
"Did you know that you could save 50% or more on car insurance?" asks the gecko.
"That was so hot." Calvin says breathing heavily. Then him and the gecko post it on Pornhub and make millions.
Calvin still doesn't know the geckos name. They live together now, in peace. Alone. Away from his meanie mother who lives in their basement who took away his YouTube for a year. 😠
