Steak n Shake and Subway were once near each other.
"I hate you." says Subway.
"No." says Steak n Shake.
"Yes." says Subway.
"For why?" asks Steak n Shake.
"Yes."
"Oh.
Then they started hangin' out. They knew they'd have to be near each other. Byt, Subway always came to hate them when the day started.
"Sunrise again." sighed Steak n Shake.
"Kill yourself, child molester."
"No, that never happened. Like, ever. That wasn't even a rumor."
"Shut up."
For weeks and weeks this went on.
One day after the sun had came up Steak n Shake said, "We should combine so that we can have all areas covered- both milkshakes, steaks, and sandwiches, along with subs!"
Subway just looked.
"It could be our child."
Subway just looked.
"Please, Mr.Subway."
"Yes."
BAM! STEAK N SUBS WAS CREATED.
