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Bob knocked on the door. It was a beautiful day outside. Almost as beautiful as her. He couldn't believe it.  She called HIM to exterminate the roaches!! He was quickly brought back to his senses when she opened the door.

"Its about time you showed up. I think the roaches are still in the bathroom." Dabney sneered, but somehow,  it looked a little cute to Bob. Everything about her was cute. She smelled like denture cream and toothpaste, shes perfect!

"Sorry for the wait, but I wasn't expecting to h-have any calls this-this afternoon." Bob replied back, somewhat dumbfounded.; a bit too dumbfounded...

"Whatever, just get em gone. I dont want any roaches for my party tonight." She handed him an invitation.

"I'm sure my wife would live to come!"

"I didn't invite your wife, Bob," Ms. Dabney said flatly, "I invited you."

Bob went in quickly, most likely to hide his blush...and got done within an hour. Turns out,  there was a small nest. Nothing big.

However, Ms. Dabney didnt pay for his services for that afternoon. It was on the house

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