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Bob went over to the snack table because food would always comfort him when no one else would.

He watched her.

The way she greeted everyone with a beautiful smile upon her face. The way her dress fit her. Her laugh. She was walking towards him- WHAT.

Bob didn't know what to do! He had two options, flirt or flee!? Bob chose the latter and as Dabney came near him he squeaked out an excuse.

"I t-think I ate a bad t-taco", he stammered nervously while running to the bathroom.

He locked the door behind him and stared into the mirror. As he gazed upon his reflection, he felt unknown emotions rising up within him.

"BOB!" He screeched while pointing at himself in the mirror. "YOU ARE ONE SEXY MAN AND DABNEY WILL LOVE YOU! YEEEHAWWW!"

"Excuse me, is everything all right in there?" Bob heard a foreign voice say.

"YES!" replied Bob enthusiastically while stepping out the door, ready to face Dabney again!

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