SCP Oneshots

Family Bonding Time

I'm bored so.. have this XD
TRIGGER WARNING: Lots of gayness and happiness

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"IIIIris!" The mask said.

"What, Mask." The young British girl replied.

"You got a crush on anyone?"

She flushed bright red and became a stuttering mess. "N-no! Of course not!"

049 glanced into the room the two were in. "I heard you talking about 073 the other day. You said he was cute."

"I-I... shut up!" She covered her face.

"Aaaww! Our little girl has a cruuush!" 035 teased.

105 paused and looked at the mask. "You two aren't actually my parents."

"We're your... SCP parents..? Adoptive parents? I don't know, one of the two."

She laughed lightly. "You're so weird, Mask."

The Plague Doctor laughed softly as he walked over, Joise chilling on his shoulder.

"Of course he his. He wouldn't be himself if he was not."

Iris giggled as 035 put his fists on his waist, puffing out his chest.

"I pride myself in my weirdness."

Doc shook his head, smiling softly. "You're a moron, Mask."

He gently leaned on the taller male. "Aaww.~ I love you, too, cutie.~"

049 flushed red as the young girl laughed.

"You two are so cute!"

"Doc's the cute one." Mask laughed.

The Plague Doctor covered his face as Josie marked his cheek. "A-am not..!"

"Yes you are, Il mio amore."

"Je te deteste..."

"No you don't.~"

"Shut up..."

"Nah."

Iris rolled her eyes. "You two are so gay it hurts."

Josie hopped down off of 049's shoulder and rubbed against his leg, letting out a soft merp of happiness.

He reached down and gently pet her head. As he did that, 035 quickly hit his butt. He jumped and glared at him.

"Mask!"

Iris and Mask laughed, Iris covered her mouth.

"Whaaat? You got a nice ass!"

His face was beat red. "M-Mask, I swear to god, I will end you!"

"We both know you love me to much." He replied.

"Sadly." He glared playfully.

035 put a hand to his chest. "I'm hurt."

He laughed softly and kissed the top of the mask, his face still a bit red.

Iris looked at the two. "Relationship goals." She grinned.

"Hush, you." Doc said.

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Oof, that was really gay XD hope it was good, though!

Hope you all enjoyed!

Seeya!