October 12, 3:45pm NEW CHAT WITH CRAFTBATTLEDUTY mrwoofless: hey there
craftbattleduty: who u?
mrwoofless: lavaboi's friend
craftbattleduty: who?
craftbattleduty: he has other friends except me?
craftbattleduty: what is happening
mrwoofless: you took a picture with him once
mrwoofless: here ill send it to u
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craftbattleduty: oh yeah lavaboi is preston i forgot
mrwoofless: preston? interesting.
craftbattleduty: yes yes thats his name
mrwoofless: nice to know.
craftbattleduty: he gave u my number im guessing?
mrwoofless: yep
craftbattleduty: sweet.
craftbattleduty: send me a pic of u?
mrwoofless:
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craftbattleduty: hot.
mrwoofless: u 2
craftbattleduty: i really gotta tell pressy to stop sending my pics to everyone
mrwoofless: haha yeah
craftbattleduty: what youd text me for then?
mrwoofless: idk...tell me about urself and ill tell u about me
craftbattleduty: my names lachlan (pronounced lock-lan) and im 25, and im australian.
mrwoofless: lol im there now
craftbattleduty: lol
mrwoofless: whats so funny?
craftbattleduty: nothing nothing tell me bout u mate
mrwoofless: bringing out the australian inside now huh
mrwoofless: anyway, im robert but call me rob, and im canadian, im gay and im 26.
craftbattleduty: im gay too
mrwoofless: yayy
craftbattleduty: what?
craftbattleduty: uh what?
mrwoofless: nothing haha
craftbattleduty: okay well u wanna call?
mrwoofless: i mean we know how each other looks like so sure.
craftbattleduty is ringing... (bold is lachlan)
"hi,"
"sup mate."
"lol, whatup?"
"not really anything haha im bored"
"i realised."
"by the way, im in brisbane currently, on holiday, and im running on data so i cant call for long."
"OMG I LIVE IN BRISBANE!"
"LACHLAN STOP YELLING!"
"ROB STOP YELLING!"
"omg lachlan youre attracting everyone on the street"
"but can you come to my house, pleaseeeeee?"
"where do you live then?"
"in brisbane."
"i figured, asshole."
"okay okay! chill! i live on elizabeth road, in The Shelton #12-32."
"jeez thats long"
"how the heck do i get to elizabeth street or whatever you said?"
"ELIZABETH ROAD! and also, use a GPS, duh."
"okay okay. what time do you want me over?"
"now? i can cook lunch."
"i checked the GPS...it says it takes like 26 minutes to get there if i walk."
"i could call a cab for you if you wanted."
"thanks, lachy!"
"no problem, where are you now?"
"Arthur Street." (okay i honestly dont know anything about australia so oh well)
"gotcha." ___________________________________
craftbattleduty changed his username to lachlan.
lachlan: the cabs coming in 5
mrwoofless: thanks lach
lachlan: lachy? lach? whats with all the names?
mrwoofless: idk lachlan is a really long name
lachlan: better than rob tho
lachlan: who you gonna rob,rob?
mrwoofless: you suck locky
lachlan: that sounds disgusting rob
lachlan: what is locky????
mrwoofless: idk
lachlan: anyway the cabs licence plate number is 5274 (no, this is not my car plate number or his car plate number in any way, if your car plate number is 5274, im sorry if it offends you i just clicked some random numbers)
