13:51
Gabriel Coleman created a group chat
Gabriel Coleman changed their name to the angel gabriel
the angel gabriel changed the group chat name to sang owns all my uwus
the angel gabriel added 6 people to sang owns all my uwus
14:00
Luke Taylor changed their name to an actual god
Silas Korba changed their name to The God
an actual god: wow what a power move
an actual god: also this is the best group chat name i ever did see
the angel gabriel: thats why i chose it buttmunch
The God: uwus??
the angel gabriel: basically means sang is super fuckin cute and precious
an actual god: It means Sang it the epitome of adorableness!!
The God: why don't you just call the chat "Sang is adorable" then?
the angel gabriel: wow youre an actual simpleton
the angel gabriel: a fugkin pleb
Victor Morgan: It's just slang, Si
Victor Morgan: the real question is why on earth do we have another group chat when we already have a kabijillion
Kota Lee: That's not a number
Victor Morgan: shut up nerd
Victor Morgan: but seriously, we have at least four already
Victor Morgan: one with just us, one with just us and Sang, one with us and Doc and Mr. B, and one with us, Doc, B and Sang
Victor Morgan: why do we need more??
the angel gabriel: because this is a place of worship for sang and it would clog up the other chat groups because i know we can all fangirl over her forever
Nathan Griffin: A chat specifically for worshipping Sang?? I'm so down for this, sign me tf up
Kota Lee: Oh it's definitely a good idea to have a separate chat for this
Victor Morgan: oh for sure i mean
Victor Morgan: we all know for a fact that silas can wax poetic about sang for hours, so it's good to give him an output other than our chat
Victor Morgan: because it takes up sO MUCH SPACE
Kota Lee: Make up your mind - too many chat rooms, or too much Silas poetry
14:34
the angel gabriel changed Victor Morgan's name to Drama Queen
Drama Queen: okay first of all
North Taylor: you complain about Silas waxing poetical but you're the one who composed a 12 minute piano piece just for her
The God: Do not deny me my right to worship Sang
The God: We are unworthy of her, so i must make up for it by giving her all the attention she deserves
Drama Queen: ^^^^^
Drama Queen: do you see that???
Drama Queen: who's the drama queen here??
Kota Lee: You
Kota Lee: And your excessive use of question marks only further proves my point
Nathan Griffin: Mr. B and Doc aren't part of this group chat (yet? or??) Kota you don't need to put in effort with like
Nathan Griffin: words and stuff
the angel gabriel: agreed
an actual god: No wait i want to see how long it takes for him to stoop to our level
the angel gabriel: idk man i wanna see him immediately on our level
Kota Lee: The day I start texting like you, Gabriel, is the day I let Sang eat Doc's cooking
Nathan Griffin: I think that's already happened tho
Kota Lee: If it did, I never let it
Kota Lee: I refuse
North Taylor: it can't have happened because Sang's not dead
an actual god: straight up savage
the angel gabriel: north was only born because luke is too weak to deal out such casual fukign roasts
an actual god: oof now youre the straight up savage
14:58
Nathan Griffin changed North Taylor's name to a fuckin beast
a fuckin beast: acceptable
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sang sorenson; an absolute babe
Fanfictionthe ghost bird fam are all gen z, so there's no way that they don't have a billion group chats and communicate using memes so here you go, some top notch banter with the ghost bird crew (Disclaimer: There is some profanity/swear words within the fic...
