sang sorenson; an absolute babe

headcanons pt 2

Another headcanons chapter for the good people at home;

•  Gabriel has never understood why pink is considered girly. Like, what about it made people decide that it was? What vibes does the color give off that make people feel that way? - Which is why he made a Facebook account to ask middle aged people what tf is going on

• Mr. Blackbourne has zero patience for pop-up ads but has decided that, rather than getting an ad blocker, he'll just never touch electronics unless necessary

• Luke used to do the whole "change peoples' autocorrects to switch one word to another" until he realised that it's just inconvenient and annoying for everyone after a certain point. Also, Victor can shut that shit down straight away if he wants to

• Sang dislikes that apps need constant updates because it takes her a lil while to figure out how each one works. And the app worked fine before?? Why'd you have to change it??

• North pays more attention to the News on his phone than anyone else, and it drives him mental the amount of western media bs that's blocking up the proper journalism

• If Victor gets sent one more acrostic poem that makes no sense and isn't funny, he is going to start a riot

• If Nathan gets blocked one more time for sending said poems, he's going to start a riot (whilst cackling madly)

• Sean loves being melodramatic and being a doctor at the same time

( "i have a cold i might die."

    You're being dramatic

   "wow you don't even care about
     me at all."

    No, I just don't think you're THAT
    sick

   "just say you hate me and go"

    You are being so dramatic right
    now

   "i would know when i'm dying
     because i'm a certified doctor!"

     I'm leaving now, goodbye     )

• Angelique and Luke have a group chat where all they talk about is the million things they find cute about Sang.

• Sang has a group chat with Marc about the million things they find cute about Angelique

• Axel and Mr. Blackbourne have a group chat dedicated solely to why they hate their team and how to subtly annoy them or inconvenience them

• Brandon and Raven have a group chat for all the million things about people that annoy them

• Kota once watched Nathan fall down a (very) small hill and made no effort to help him just because Nathan had eaten the last of his Curiously Cinnamon cereal while he was in the bathroom

• Silas has a folder in his gallery for all his puns, just like he has a bunch of notes on his phone for them. But what people don't know if that he has a folder for stupid slang that he kinda wants to understand but doesn't care that much about. It's like a "to read later" type of thing. He'll get around to it if he gets around to it.

• Secretly, Marc likes watching WWE matches on Youtube. It's just mindless watching for him, and he likes knowing that the violence is planned and the people are trained to try and minimalise the damage to their bodies (but he doesn't watch it often because he knows the wrestlers are treated like crap)

• Victor has the "talent" of being able to stuff whole lemons into his mouth and eat them without flinching. Luke has recorded every incidence of this skill.