⚠WARNING⚠
Dirty joke ahead-
Just happened in the kitchen a few minutes ago.
My Mum: *walks into the kitchen* What are you doing?
Me: *noticed her* Oh, just cooking up some rice here.
My Mum: It already finished? Hmm.
Me: What's wrong? You wanted to eat something?
My Mum: No, I just wants to shove something in my throat.
Me: *looks at her sheepishly* Huh?
My Mum: I'm not hungry, but I just wanna satisfies my throat.
Me: ..... uhh, there's a banana on the table.
*awkward silence*
My Mum: I'm just gonna cook some snacks *went to get the ingredient*
-THE END-
*slams my head against the wall and it bleeds*
H A L P M E H
#PeaceOut!!
~ProfDabber
