Uncle: You're not allowed that phone within fifteen feet of the table!
Me: And you're not allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school.
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Uncle
Uncle: You're not allowed that phone within fifteen feet of the table!
Me: And you're not allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school.
