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Ok, guys.
Come.
The fluff.
On.
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Applepie Summersberry strolled through the neighborhood, batting her eyelashes at the men currently defacing public property as she stepped over the shattered glass belonging to the store at her right.
Alarms filled the air, and Applepie decided that the nearby abandoned alley was a perfectly safe, homey looking shortcut. She ignored the gunshots behind her, stepping past the teenagers who were lighting garbage on fire in the middle of the alley. Her blonde hair swayed in the wind-
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GUYS.
STOP.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FLUFFNUGGETS IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?! DO THEY JUST SEE AN ABANDONED ALLEYWAY AND THINK,"hELL yISSss!!!! i'MMa gET mY AsS kIDNaPPeD!!!!"
WHAT THE FLUFF???????????????
THE LESSON?
USE YOUR DAMN HEAD.
DON'T DIE.
