Our Skyy-A Collection

Our Skyy 30-Skyy Block Tango

Our Skyy Snippet

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Writer's Note: To help you understand this, it's better for you to watch the following videos first. I love Broadway musicals. Cell Block Tango, from Chicago is one of my favorite song. 

Cell Block Tango Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrrz54UtkCc

*there's a gay version and Disney Villain version if you like ^^ 

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Skyy Block Tango

Rome: Ok, we need another member. There's only five of us. Who will be our sixth member?

Kao: Can't we just do with the five of us and cut a verse?

Sunn: Well P'Kao, then it wouldn't be a complete Skyy Block Tango then.

Mork: I have a suggestion!

Rome: No, you are too young to suggest. Anyway, I have the perfect candidate. Leave to me.

Kao: Fine. So we're ready to do this?

Sunn: To show our men what will happen to them if they mess with us? Yup.

Arthit: Do I really have to be a part of this?

Mork: P'Arthit, I don't think you and I are getting out of this one.

Arthit sighs as he flips his script.

-Beginning of Script-

And now, the six merry power bottoms of the Skyy County Jail in their rendition of the Skyy Block Tango.

Smirk, Six, Yum, Uh-uh, Synchro, Rainbow x 3 times

He had it coming x 2 times
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Smirk, Six, Yum, Uh-uh, Synchro, Rainbow
Smirk, Six, Yum, Uh-uh, Synchro, Rainbow

MORK
You know how people have these little habits that get you down
Like Tee
Tee, he likes to smirk.
No, not smile, SMIRK
So I came home this one day
And I'm really irritated
I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy
And there's Tee, getting up from the couch, looking all handsome and standing in front of me.
No, not smile.
SMIRK. So, I said to him, I said "You give me that SMIRK one more time"
And he did
So I took his prized baton off the wall
And I broke it to half and,
Chuck it out of the window.

ROME
I met P'Pik from the college I was at two years ago
And he told me he doesn't have any pets.
And we hit it off right away
So, we started living together (after much pestering)
He'd go to work, he'd come home
I'd fix him a drink, force him to have dinner
And then I found out,
"No pets" he told me
No pets, my ass
Not only was he a freaking vet,
Oh, no, he had six pets
One of those animal lovers, you know
So that night when he came home from work,
I forced him his food as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their pet food.

KAO
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Cookin' my favorite yum yum noodles
Minding my own business,
In storms my husband Pete in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' P'Sun, " he says.
He was crazy
And he kept on screamin',
"You been screwin' P'Sun."
And then his face ran into my diet shake shaker.
His face ran into my shaker ten times!

ARTHIT
อืมม...ผมไม่รู้ว่าเกิดอะไรขึ้น แต่พอผมตื่นขึ้นมา ก้องก็ติดอยู่ในห้องน้ำ ปวดท้องหนักมาก มีรอยนมบูดสีชมพูอยู่ โอ้ เขาเป็นอาหารเป็นพิษ ผม...ไม่รู้ว่าเกิดอะไรขึ้นกันแน่แล้ว
*translations by the footnote

KAO
Yeah, but did you do it?

ARTHIT
Uh uh, not guilty!

APO-Guest Star
My sister, Fay and I had this double synchronize swimming act
And my husband, Wai, traveled round with us.
Now, for the last number in our competition act,
We did these 20 acrobatic swimming tricks in a row
Egg beater kicks, ballet, side fishtail, split legs,
Back flips, front flips, flip flops,
One right after the other.
So this one night before a competition, we are down at our usual practice room,
The three of us, boozin'
Havin' a few laughs
And we run out of ice
So I go out to get some
I come back, open the door
And there's Fay and Wai
Doing the Number Seventeen
The spread eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing
It wasn't until later,
When I was washing my hands with soap that
I even knew they drown

SUNN
I loved Ai'In
More than I can possibly say.
He was a real asshole of a guy...
Insensitive... Was a bully.
But he was always trying to find himself.
He'd go out every other day looking for himself
And on the way
He found Ainam,
Poppy,Peach and,
Mario
I guess you could say we are not going anywhere
Because of our love view differences.
He saw himself as my best friend,
And I saw him as my damn soulmate.

-End of Script-

Apo: Wow, I didn't know my lines are badass.

Rome: I know, mine too. I love.

Sunn: Umm...I don't think I can do this.

Arthit: Me too.

Mork: But we have to.

Kao: And you bitches better ace it. Now we have to do the dance. Everyone, strip. We are putting on sexy leather.

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Translation for Arthit:
Umm ... I don't know what happened. But when I woke up Kong was stuck in the bathroom. Very heavy stomach pain There is a pink spoiled milk. Oh, his food, poisonous food. I ... I don't know what happened.

Written: 11th February 2019