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sorry guys i haven't uptaded in a while!!! aha IM BACKKK :DD



~Best combacks: (not mine. credits to the site that the name i dont remember)

Teacher: You failed your test
Me: you failed to educate me




Taugh guy: I can't believe you're still a virgin!
Other guy: I was untill last night
Taugh guy: As if!
other guy: Yeah man just ask your sister
Taugh guy: I don't have a sister?
Other guy: You will in about nine mounths





American dude: You're from the UK? Cool! So do you have tea with the queen?
British lad: Do you go to McDonalds with Obama?




Bitch, I'm not insulting you! I'm descibing you!





I'd ask you on a date. But I don't like taking the trash out

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