~ Chuck norris
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War II ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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My Funny Book
RandomThis is my funny book! Hope you'll enjoy it! And I'm sorry if I offended you somehow, it's only for humor. Attention!! A lot of you are complaining about my typos.. If you don't like it then just stop reading my book.. Thank you
