HTF parody: and then there were none

Chapter 5 - S.l.s.b.p.w.a.h.a b.b.s.o.a.t.t.w.f.

(Short for: Six little soldier boys playing with a hive; a bumblebee stung one and then there were five.)

Everyone was having breakfast which was made by Lapis and Dim. Sniffles said, my compliments to Ms. Lavender and Mr. Dim for breakfast... Lapis said, we haft to eat to keep our strength up. Dim said, well I don't mind it at all... Nutty said, since it's obvious the killer is following the rhyme over the fireplace in the front parlor our suspicions are confirmed by that...Ms. Pollen you have an allergy to bee stings right?...the next soldier boy is bound to loose his life on the same way...we will do whatever we can to protect you. Rosy said, I do have something to say since you say Mr. Davis is here with us Nutty...the others may have done something in what your recording claimed...but I am not guilty of anything...Purity-Heart dies of her owns sins not by my hand...I feel a certain error when you invited me here to face your judgement.. Dim said in a appalled tone, that's sold nerve of a speech if you ask me I'm only doing my job... Sniffles said, Ms. Pollen you are not certain at what hasty and most brutal mishaps Mr. Davis is making...have you not seen what he did to Cuddles? Rosy said as she crossed her arms, Dr. Cleese O would thank you if you kept your opinions to yourself...the words coming from you is indeed and In fact worthless... Sniffles said as he was insulting and upset, HOW DARE YOU MAM! Rosy said as she stood up, I'm sure Mr. Davis and I understand one another...if anyone needs me I'll be knitting on the front patio... Timothy mumbled, can't see anyone needing that woman. Sniffles said as he was very upset, ugh...if you all excuse me I must go to my room and fresh...that is to say...uuurrrgg both walked off as Nutty said, I must say I'm disappointed mr. Seras...my confidence in you has been misplaced...I may need some space. Later when everyone is done with breakfast. August said as he looked at the window, there has been a murder...*looking upset* four of them...surely I must take the time to thoroughly search for clues... he looks at the six little soldier boys and said in a worried tone, six little Soldier boys...this is really getting worrisome... August then walks out of the dining room and into the game room as August sees Nutty and said, can't be fun playing alone? Nutty said, Sniffles isn't interested in snooker at the moment...besides I find the game relaxes me...I can think more clearly... August said in shame, I'm really sorry...I thought I let you down... Nutty said in an understanding tone, not at all August...I have my criticisms on Mr. Davis himself...don't wanna put my eggs on one basket...I'm working on several lines at the moment... August said, I'll give you a game... Nutty said, I appreciate the offer but I like to continue alone if you don't mind.. August said, okay then...do you have any suggestions for me? Nutty said, well...the weather is nice for once...if I were you I take advantage of it and find a way to leave the island or signal the mainland. he then nods and walks out as he sees Sniffles and Rosy arguing. sniffles said in an angered tone, you had no right to speak to me that way in breakfast woman. Rosy said, didn't I?...it's still morning and your as drunk as a wasted sailor.. Sniffles said, yeah I am...because of you! Rosy said, doctor...you should know by now...blaming others for ones fault is a clever trick of the alcoholic. Sniffles said as he gasped in shock and in an angered voice, you cloak yourself in religion thinking you have no faults...your the most hateful woman I ever laid eyes on...your a devil you hear me?...A FUCKING DEVIL!!! Rosy said as she remained calm, I am so certain everyone can hear ya doctor. Sniffles growled before stomping back inside... Rosy said as she knows August was listening, ease dropping is very rude Mr. Seras...but I'm glad you overheard it... August asked Rosy as he walks to her, taking a break in the weather Ms. Pollen?...and no offense but you were pretty hard on Sniffles Rosy replied, well...no more than he deserves...I only wondered that he didn't kill people while operating when he was drunk...like that woman...Melanie I think was her name...and yes a course I'm taking a break on the weather... August said in concern, you do realize your the next victim right... Rosy said, I can disagree on that...Davis's many bee stings is many things but my knitting needles are another...besides I'm confident that the angel of death will fly over me... August asked, is there anything important you need to say? Rosy said,  it sure but something really annoyed me.. August asked, what is it? Rosy said, my grey wool was stolen...I wouldn't be able to finish this shawl without it... August said as he walks back inside, I'll keep an eye out for it... Rosy said, thanks...I hope you find it... he went to check on Sniffles only to find him drinking alcohol while seeing through the Key hole...he then walks the back yard where Dim as he said, you just keep your distance but I'm not your enemy... Dim said, that maybe true but I trust no one... August asked, did you find anything? Dim said as he crossed his arms, yes but I'm keeping it to myself. August sighs and rolls his eyes before walking off to ship rock. Dim mumbled, hmm...nosy little boy. August yelled, I heard that! About a few minutes later August arrived at Shiprock finding Lapis and Timothy there... Lapis was upset before walking back to look at the view of the ocean. Timothy said as he places his hands on his hips, her moods are as moody as the weather. August said in anger, you stay away from her you brute...your lucky I'm not one of those brutal men that tackle men like you for I reason...I may not believe in violence but that doesn't mean I don't know how to fight...but seriously...you stay away from her! Timothy said as he didn't wanna be in a fight, whoa whoa clam down kid!...for some reason...Lapis only prefers you...I seem to have underestimated you kid...I wonder if Davis has as well... he walked off as August grunts before walking to Lapis and said, are you okay Lapis? Lapis said as she sighed, yes...I'm fine...I just don't know who to trust... August said as he takes her hand, you can trust me... Lapis chuckled a little before she said, so you say... about an hour later August was on the beach and he had enough of being stuck on the island... August said determined and upset, alright I had it...I'm going to get off this island the sooner the better... August then goes to ship rock with the parachute before trying it out... it worked for about 20 seconds but it failed as August landed in the ocean... he lost his glasses and swam to a buoy nearby...he then swam to the shore despite his vision being blurry... he then stands up and said, I didn't get close to the mainland...luckily that buoy was there or I woulda drifted out to sea...there was some sorta device attached to it...looked like a homing beacon...*sighs* sheesh I'm beginning to think this island is impossible to leave...I better return to the house and dry off before I catch a cold... to know how to get back to the house without falling off a cliff...my vision is really bad...I can only see a blurry blob everywhere...I don't wanna do Davis's for him...*sighs* Charlotte (who teleported to him with Hamish) then appeared as August knew she was there and said with a sigh, you have my bad eyesight August...I see a lot of me in you...hehe in fact I see all of me in you...*gives him a spare pair of glasses* here...use these...I bring a spare pair in cases I lost my glasses. August takes the glasses and said, thanks mother. Charlotte said as she smiled and said once more, anytime son...anytime.. Hamish said, son?..you may wanna be careful things aren't what they seem... one of those people is the killer and is hiding in the shadows.... they teleported August puts his glasses on and walks back to the house to dry up... later when he arrived and dried off at the house August walked outside before hearing a scream. Timothy said as he was alarmed, someone come quick...Ms. Pollen was screaming it sounded like it came from the apiary! Timothy runs off to the apiary as August said, shoot I better get moving... he then walks to the direction of the apiary. Later when he arrived he sees Sniffles, Timothy, and laying down on the ground dead is Ms. Rosy Pollen herself August thought, when you look about far away it looks like a cemetery more than an apiary... Sniffles said as he looks at her dead body in a sad, guilty, and a shameful tone, horrible...horrible...those welts on her face...horrible way to die...*to Timothy and August* will you gentleman carry her back to her room?...I don't feel like myself and I don't feel good as well... Timothy said as August looks at her body and then at Timothy while Sniffles fort ashamed looking away, Six little soldier boys playing with a bee hive a bumblebee stung one and then there were five...another rhyme fulfilled. August thought in a appalled, hey that's my line!...*sighs* August then asked, but why may I ask? Timothy said, hhehehe...why?...surely you don't believe all those lies about her innocents... August said as he was getting skeptical, no!...but she was rightfully and very afraid of bees...why would she come out here of all places? Timothy said as he shrugged and in a worried tone, maybe Davis carried her. August said as he placed two fingers on his forehead trying to think, from the front patio?...in broad daylight?...*throws his hands in front of him* how could you be certain no one else would see that...*crosses his arms* and it will take both of us to carry her back... Timothy said as he realized something, there is something no one has thought of...what if Davis has an accomplice? August thought as he and Timothy carried the corpse back to the house, Six little soldier boys playing with a hive...*recalls that the apiary was securely shut and recalls about five or eight bees that were loose* a bumblebee stung one...*looks at Rosys bee sting and welted covered face* and then there were five...another rhyme has been fulfilled...I must agree with Mr. Freezes opinion...does Mr. Davis really have an accomplice?..or is he working alone? but the big question is...who to what lured Ms. Pollen...to her the apiary?