This is a crack note, because I'm having trouble with any ideas for actual updates and it's been three months since I updated. Thanks for all of the votes guys! I'm really trying hard to write good updates for your requests, but it's not coming along well. ;-;
Before you read this... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for what you're about to read (in the way that means I'm not).
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Where oh where has all my pasta gone?
I woke up this morning and it was not there, and I have no way to make more. I have no pasta left, and I'm totally broke, so I can't get more.
Also, Romano won't let me have any of his. I can smell it from here.
He's smirking at me as he eats his pasta- should I steal it for myself? Is it worth being chocked by him?
The answer, of course, is yes, but he's just finished it anyways.
There isn't any pasta here, nor do I know where I can get more. Romano left... He locked the door! I can't get out.
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It's been a few hours. I'm bored and very hungry.
I think I'm going through pasta withdrawl. I can't last much longer. If you don't hear from me again, either I'm dead, finally eating some pasta, or I forgot all baout this note.
- Italy
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In the end, Romano unlocked the door.
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Suicide Notes
FanfictionExactly what the title says ducklings... Requests for characters is closed. On hold temporarily.
