i was watching porn
and thinking of you
OH imagine all the positions we could do
while i go down on you
you could tell me your truth
tell me who to be and tell me what to do
while i fuck you straight to the goddamned moon
at the part where you bend me over
i'll say, "Hey, want to come over?"
i can fix dinner and clean the china
i can wipe your shoes but eat my vagina
don't forget to grab me by my waist
but can you tell me your music taste
"Solana, or maybe Selena
Quintanilla, or maybe Sinatra?"
nevermind that, don't say, "Hasta la vista."
when you eat me
i'll tell you how many children i want
only one "Florence" and easy with your tongue
it'll be when i'm giving you a hickey
on the neck that you'll say,
"I'll cheat on you with Ned."
hey, that's okay because
i've been pregnant two times before
and you never knew
OH and i've been giving Ned head
so trust me i've been one step ahead
then finally you'll climax
and i'll tidy up, wash the china, clean the sleeve
then i'll finish the job
clean my dick
'cause i'ma gay boy who you call sick
you straight dick.
