Six people, Sixteen cats

Chapter fourteen- so not okay

It was silent in Magnus' apartment. Simon, Isabelle, Jace, Clary, Luke and Maia had breakfast together. "I think locking the cats in their room was the best idea I have ever had for ages.", Jace said. Although Clary didn't like the idea at first, she still enjoyed the silence. "Guys, who think it's boring?", Isabelle asked. "No one.", Luka contradicted, but Isabelle just shook her head. "Guys, I want to play a game." Maia burst out laughing:" It's a little early for 'truth or shot', isn't it?" "Not all party games involve alcohol." "That's absolute nonsense.", Jace said," If there isn't any alcohol, it's not a party, so a game without alcohol isn't a party game." Simon grinned:" Well, I doubt birthday arties for little children involve alcohol." "Well, they are a shame for the word 'party'!", Jace countered. "So, what do you want to call them? Birthday meetings?" Clary tried to suppress her laughter. This was atypical Jace Simon conversation, just fighting over an absolutely irrelevant topic. "You could call it Birthday Celebrations.", Jace continued. "Well, isn't a celebration another word for a party?" Jace rolled his eyes:" Screw the names. I don't really have one, and guess what- I am still dating your best friend." Clary burst out laughing, but that didn't matter to Simon:" Yeah? So, you don't have a name? Should I find you one? Well, let me look... Bastard, idiot or bitch would fit pretty well." Isabelle clapped her hands:" Guys, this escalated." "I don't fucking care! Clary, tell Simon to suck my dick.", Jace snapped. "Why don't you tell him yourself?", Clary gasped, still laughing. "Because you can tell him how good it is." Clarys face turned red. "I doubt it's good. I think Goldilocks did a good job at making it crusty.", Simon countered. "Guys, I'll throw up, please stop.", Maia interrupted, "Seriously, this is disgusting." After a second of silence everyone burst out laughing. "Guys, back to the game- I would say we should play 'what would you rather?' ", Isabelle tried to get back to the topic. But well, Jace ruined it right away:" I'll start- Would you rather suck mine or Simon's dick?" Now Isabelle was the one to turn red. "Guys, I'll go for a walk.", Luke said, grinning, and left the room. "Oops. Did we just unsettle him?", Clary asked. "You're so innocent, it's cute. Of course, we did. He's the only adult." Isabelle answered. "Let's just ignore that Luke just left the chat that rudely. Back to the topic. I'm waiting for your answer, Iz.", Jace said. "Simon.", Isabelle answered," Yours would be incest at some weird point." "Wait, do you just prefer your boyfriend over your adoptive brother just because that would be INCEST? I feel unappreciated, Iz.", Simon asked astonished. "Guys, can we PLEASE change the topic?" "Sure. Clary, would you rather suck my dick or Jace's?", Simon moved on. "Are you guys serious? Jace. Now you're equal. Happy?", Clary snapped. She was really ashamed, but that was normal. Jace and Simon couldn't have a normal conversation. "No, I'm not.", Jace contradicted, "Just because of equality?" "Would you rather eat the shit that is coming out of your mouth or the one coming out of your ass, Jace?", Maia interrupted. "By the Angel, Maia, when did you get that sassy? I need lessons.", Clary screamed out. Jace was the only one not laughing. "I'd rather eat you butterfly." Maia rolled her eyes:" You're not a dork, Jace. You're a duck." Jace eyes widened:" That was an insult, Maia. I'll join Luke." Then, he left. "What the actual hell just happened?", Isabelle asked, still dying of laughter. No one answered. When they finally calmed down, they tried one more time:" Maia, would you rather skip showering or brushing your teeth for a week?", Isabelle asked. "Ugh, this is so disgusting. Showering, probably. I clean my teeth three times a day." "Are you serious?", Isabelle asked in disbelief. Ashamed, Maia nodded:" I always have some toothpaste and a toothbrush with me." Clary shook her head:" Simon, your turn." He grinned:" Clary, would you rather drink your period blood or the animal blood I drink all the time?" Clary yelped:" Simon! Period jokes are so not okay! Guys, I'm done."

Alec woke up because of a sneeze right next to him. He turned his head and saw Magnus. "How late is it?", he asked. "Four AM." "In the name of the Nagel, what happened?" "Work hard, Play hard." Alec rolled his eyes. He started to massage his temples- his entire body hurt. "Alexander, are you okay?", Magnus asked in concern. "Mhm. Hangover." Magnus grinned, then he got Alec some water:" It was an intense night." "How drunk was I on a scale from one to ten?" "Twelve, maybe. I don't know. You usually don't twerk or start to do, ugh, things with me." "In public?" Magnus nodded. "Crap.", Alec sighed. "Well, you also turned down some girls. Basically, the entire hotel knew you were gay that night." "What do you mean by 'knew'?", Alec asked. "Well, I doubt they remember that. There was more interesting stuff going on, not to insult you." "Fireworks." "Exactly. Do you want something to eat, Cupcake?", Magnus asked. Alec shook his head:" I'm on the verge of throwing up my saliva." "Eww. No more details, please." Then, Magnus laid back in the bed, next to Alec. "You know, I'm pretty glad that I'm gay.", Alec said. Magnus' eyebrows rose:" Drugs are bad, Alec." Alec chuckled:" No, I'm serious Mags. If I would have banged a girl yesterday, I would have to worry about being a dad soon. It's pretty soothing that no one of us can get pregnant." "This is hilarious, Alec." "No, it's not. Imagine all the stress, tears, drama... Instead, I'm cuddling the prettiest man alive." "Stop being cute. I'm melting." "If you melt, you will be caramel." "Please explain that." "Well, if you melt sugar, you get caramel, don't you? And I like Caramel." "Can we please not try this out." "Never in a million years would I do something that could possibly hurt you."