Scarlet: Want to cuddle?
Wolf: I'm a genetically engineered super soilder made specifically to kill
Scarlet: so... yes?
Wolf: duh of course
Scarlet: *walks in the room*
Wolf: *runs, jumps over table, pushes iko to the wall, shoves thorne out of the way, and does a 360° backflip*
Scarlet: ummmm
Wolf: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? ARE YOU HURT? HAVE YOU BEEN KIDNAPPED? JUST SAY THE WORDAND I'LL KILL THEM
Scarlet: calm down. All I did was go to the bathroom
Kai: ok i dont really know you that much, so mind if i ask you some quesions?
Wolf: shoot
Kai: Whats your favorite f-
Wolf: tomatoes
Kai: what do y-
Wolf: tomatoes
Kai: if you had a mill-
Wolf: tomatoes
Kaiv guess you really like tomatoes. What else do you like?
Wolf: *thinks for a long time* scarlet
Kai: oh thats really swe-
Wolf: colored tomatoes
Wolf: I AM NOT A CINNAMON ROLL
Wolf: *tomatoes* *physically and emotionally shut down when scarlet is captured* *always apologizes after hurting anyone*
Wolf: I'm can kill everyone here if I wanted to
Wolf: * bakes cookies with cress* *rescuses baby birds* *cuddles witha bunch of kittens and puppies*
Wolf: FEAR ME. I'M TERRIFYING
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Marissa Meyer book Of Memes
HumorFanon Lunar Chronicles and Renegade characters... but on crack 174 parts Started : February 6, 2019 Ended: September 12th, 2020
