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Miu Ruins St. Patrick's Day

It was a bright St. Patrick's Day morning, too bright in Miu's opinion. She woke up around ten in the morning by her invention "Wake Up, Bitch!" doing its only purpose, which was opening the blackout curtains to reveal the bright ass sun. Miu groaned, blinking furious as her eyes tried to get used to the light while simultaneously trying to hit its turn off button.

Once she got adjusted, she looked around to see if there was some leftover food from yesterday beside her. To her disappointment, she wasn't being her normal whore-self and there was no one next to her. "Oh well. That's why I'm an inventor." She shrugged it off as she started her other invention, "Morning Ser★ice 5000".

Her daily morning orgasm finished about five minutes later, letting her relax as her "Fuckin' Feed Me •Special•" handed her a fancy gold tray (which costed about $10,000,000) that held a singular cherry Pop Tart with a nice drizzle of Stolen Kaito CumTM. She snatched the Pop Tart, shoving it into her mouth. She moaned in pleasure as she started to do so to herself, loving how the cum brought out the cherry flavor, making it even stronger.

Now it was time for Miu to stop maturbating for once and to get dressed. She stared into her lingerie closet, eying all of the different pairs. She went to the right side of the closet, which held all of her super kinky lingerie, and stared at all the different straps and designs. "Holy shit!" She started in realization. "It's fuckin' St. Patrick's Day! I gotta wear green!" She then pulled out her kinkiest green lingerie, putting it on as Sonic speed. She then put on her normal attire, double checking that none of the kinky green was showing before leaving the house.

She had about an hour to kill before she had to go to Kaede's St. Patrick's Day party, so she decided to go to the park, knowing that the little shits would love to pinch her thighs for not wearing green. "Thank god kids are so small. I love my sensitive thighs." Miu thought to herself as she walked.

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"Oh that must be Miu!" Kaede jumped up from the couch as she ran to the door, almost knocking down Tsumugi's apple juice tower. "Hey M-" Kaede began, about to envelop Miu in a hug before noticing how she was on the ground, slowly crawling her way into her house. "M-Miu... what-" "Park. Not wearing green. Time of life." Miu panted, her face flush as she continued to crawl up the stairs. Kaede was now able to see that the back of her thighs were covered in small red dots, which helped Kaede to finally process what Miu said.

"Oh god." Kaede mumbled, picking up Miu to take her up the stairs. "Hold up. Miu's not wearing green?" Kokichi loudly asked, shooting up from Shuichi's lap. He ran up to Kaede and Miu, instantly poking and pinching her while Shuichi left his spot on the couch to go hide in the kitchen behind Kaito. Miu started flailing, which ended up on Kaede dropping her. "Fu-aah!" Miu screamed, cutting herself off by moaning. "Hey everyone! The whore isn't wearing green! If no one comes over to help me punish her, then I am legally allowed to steal all of your memes!" Kokichi growled the end, as he started to pinch Miu harder.

Angie, Rantaro, Korekiyo, Ryoma, and Maki instantly came over. They all started to pinch Miu -excluding Korekiyo who just watched and praised humanity- and Miu moaned louder than she did at the park. "Guys, stop it! St. Patrick's Day isn't about beating up Miu for not wearing green, it is to celebrate the death of Ireland's Saint Patrick!" Kiibo panicked a bit, trying to pull them off. He accidentally yeeted Ryoma across the room, but didn't notice until he heard a crash.

Everyone looked into the direction of the noise, only to see a pissed off Tsumugi covered in apple juice. "My parents took away all my anime," she started, clenching her fists. "They threw out all of my merch shirts, sold all my figures, and destroyed all my games. They also sold my PS4, changed my Steam password, and tore up all my posters. My body pillow covers have been replaced with boring patterns. My phone's been wiped of everything anime and manga. They took off all search engines off of my phone, and limited my computer usage. They have made sure that I can't get to any anime. I haven't been able to find joy in anything. I've tried so hard to make an apple juice tower that would bring me joy, and you throw Ryoma at it." She looked at Kiibo, her blue eyes turning red in rage. "I've spent fifteen hours practicing how to make towers, and you destroY IT FOR NO FUCKING REASON?!" Tsumugi launched herself at Kiibo, shoving Tenko and Kirumi out of the way as they tried to stop her.

"Gonta, stop her!" Maki yelled, running down stairs along with the other Miu pokers for safety. Tsumugi was about to hit Kiibo, but was pulled away before she could even lightly hit him. She looked at he person holding her back, instantly screaming at Gonta to let her go as she kicked and squirmed, trying to escape his grasp. He hit her on the head, knocking her out. "Gonta sorry for knocking you out, Tsumugi." He started to cry, cradling her in his arms as he started to cry about how that wasn't gentlemanly of him but knew he had to.

"Nyeh... I need a nap. Kaede, where can I sleep?" Himiko stood up from her seat and walked over to Kaede. Before she could answer though, Tenko rushed over to Himiko, grabbing her arm and pulling her over to the couch. "You don't need a bed! You can use my thighs! I've had almost everyone sleep on them, and they say that I'm second to Kirumi's thighs!" Tenko cheered, slightly creeping the mage out. She decided to ignore the voice in her head telling her to run away and to not cheat on Harry Potter, but her tiredness got the best of her and she decided to try Tenko's thighs out. Himiko fell asleep in two seconds.

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It took Miu a while to wake up from her sixteenth orgasm from all the poking and pinching that happened earlier. When she did, she was taped on the ceiling right above Rantaro, who was in his boxers and covered in avocado pits. "Wh-What the fuck? Let me down, you sexless rats!" Miu screeched, struggling under the tape. "If you say so. Nishishishi~" Kokichi laughed, peeling of a strand of tape that released all of the other pieces.

Miu crashed into Rantaro, smashing all of the avocado pits and the table under him. Everyone cheered, spilling apple juice everywhere. They were all drunk off it. "Uaahh!" Miu moaned, loving the feeling of the pits digging into her skin. Everyone cheered, drunkenly congratulating them on their joint marriage to the table that they broke. Suddenly, Korekiyo belly flopped onto Miu's back, covering all three of them in apple juice due to his cup spilling as he fell. Everyone laughed as Shuichi, Kaito, and Ryoma helped him back up. Thing was, part of his uniform caught on Miu's, causing it to tear off the entire back on her shirt, revealing her kinky green bra and the different straps that held her curves.

They all stopped laughing. Kirumi then ripped her skirt vertically down the middle, revealing her green panties. "U-Um... wh-what's poppin' guys? D-Did the p-party stop? Why i-is everyone so qu-quiet?" Miu nervously laughed, feeling their stares turn her on. "Atua says you shouldn't have lied to up so you could get off twenty times today." Angie spoke, her voice giving Miu a warning. Miu got off of Rantaro, who "tsk"ed at her until she was completely off of him. She looked around with a sad face, hoping for someone to start laughing and say that they were joking about being disappointed in her.

Miu pouted at Ryoma, hoping a criminal like him would give her some sympathy, but he just shook his head. He then ripped off the rest of her ripped clothing, lighting it on fire with his cigarette/lollipop stick. She was about to ask for forgiveness, but they all pointed at the door. She got the message, and walked home in nothing but her green lingerie, crying over how she knew that she'd never be able to go to Kaede's St. Patrick's Day parties ever again.

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I came up with the idea on my way to church

And started it during church

:D

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

~Phil