𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑, 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐄, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄

five. girls

imessage gc
POWERPUFF GIRLS UNITE
blossom [ariana]
buttercup [ryan]
bubbles [camila]

buttercup
YOURE FUCKING HARRY
STYLES?!?

blossom
god ryan do you ever start off with
a normal text like a hi or a hello?

bubbles
ok but you didn't answer
her question

buttercup
what cami said

blossom
he's just my friend. we haven't
talked this much in years.

bubbles
i totally forgot about when you
took that one song he wrote

blossom
i didn't take it and
you mean just a little
bit of your heart?

buttercup
ok why did i not know that ?
that was like my fav song off
of my everything

bubbles
but if you two are sleeping with
each other i totally support

blossom
once again we aren't sleeping together
ur so evil. we're just old friends who are catching up and hanging out

buttercup
whatever u say!

bubbles
remember when u let jai
catch up and hang out with you and watch powerpuff girls... yeah

buttercup
yeah and we saw how that
turnt out

blossom
ok let's not. feel like people
would be very shocked that im actually
the good influence between you two.

buttercup
ok yeah i still hate him so much

bubbles
who breaks up with someone
over text right when they're
about to start tour? like men are so evil

blossom
apparently him but can we
change the subject something
that's not about me and my love life

bubbles
well ok anyways i think my costar
is in love with me

buttercup
which one? please don't say
the little twink

blossom
your hatred for that man
is so fucking funny ry.

bubbles
god no. but i think it's charles

blossom
omg go for it he's hot

buttercup
u are so blind

blossom
ur so mean to me

bubbles
i like girls lol

blossom
ok so supportive but omg
since fucking when?

bubbles
idk maybe since i've been alive

buttercup
ariana has the worst gaydar my god

blossom
rude

blossom
i can't comprehend how i'm
the only one who didn't know

blossom
BUT how did ryan know
and not me? that's unfair

bubbles
bc she's a smart bitch
no offense

buttercup
can completely agree

blossom
did you...like y'know....

bubbles
have a crush on either
of you? ariana god you're so painful

bubbles
but no. you both are super
hot but no.

buttercup
well thanks

blossom
kind of disappointed

bubbles
anyways rose summers
was my awakening

blossom
isn't that your brother's wife...??😭

buttercup
cami you're so twisted

bubbles
sorry i get bitches? let's just say my brother
wasn't the first one to fuck her

buttercup
didn't need to know that but slay?

blossom
i'd trade my brother for
cami's brother tbh

buttercup
you're brother is the fucking
best what're you talking
about

bubbles
he's only nice to you bc he
wants to date you

blossom
literally.

buttercups
he's dating that one
blonde white girl....it's so bad for him

blossom
ew not samantha

blossom
don't see that still being a thing anytime
soon she's like actually insufferable.

bubbles
i usually don't condone stealing
someone's man or being a bit misogynistic

bubbles
but bitch please do it

buttercup
we'll see

buttercup
going to go figure a few things out see
u sluts later

buttercup
and don't think we forgot ab you
and mr tpwk

blossom
and this is where i leave byeeee

MESSAGES
very cringe but rewritten.