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05 | in my dm's

- CRUSH
part five ꙳

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it's a vibe
( 4 participants ! )

luna - dumpling
melanie - glam queen
lizzie - she's kinda hot tho
daniel - lil (tall) bean

she's kinda hot tho
stop tryna cheat on me

dumpling
i'm sorry my love
but have you seen that boy

glam queen
she's right.
he is hot af

lil (tall) bean
*cough*
*cough*

glam queen
sorry

she's kinda hot tho
just tag him in all your post why don't you

dumpling
i mean
i would 100% do that
buh like some of his fans
are already jumping on my ass

lil (tall) bean
DM him

dumpling
too forward
plus he could be like a dick irl

glam queen
he's not.
i've met him here and there at conventions
surprised you haven't

dumpling
well i usually spend more time in the pool
then i do at the panels

lil (tall) bean
you are so complicated

dumpling
shut it you giant

lil (tall) bean
not my fault you can't get on the kiddie rides because you're too short

dumpling
come at me

glam queen
what is happening?

she's kinda hot tho
they're fighting over height
luna is a tiny little thing
and daniel is a fucking gigantic .

dumpling
fight me

lil (tall) bean
you're all tiny
except for lizzie
who's in the middle

glam queen
🤦🏻‍♀️
back on topic
luna
text him
Or i will

dumpling
go ahead
i deserve to stay single forever

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colbybrock
met a few fans demanding i talk to you
i usually don't listen
but um,
i've seen a few of your videos
and you're funny 😎

lunaparker
wtf
hi

colbybrock
i'm colby
22
m

lunaparker
honey, this isn't tinder

colbybrock
right

lunaparker
but anyways
i'm luna
20
f

colbybrock
nice

lunaparker
i like your name
its cute

colbybrock
flirting already?
damn

lunaparker
i didn't realize giving someone a compliment was flirting

colbybrock
well when you post in your comment section you want me to hit you up
i'd disagree

lunaparker
you saw that huh?

colbybrock
i got tagged plenty of times

lunaparker
damn
i was hoping i could slide into your dms and be all cool

colbybrock
beat you to it

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she's kinda hot tho
she left us man

lil (tall) bean
probably went to go dm her boyfriend

glam queen
wouldn't be surprised

she's kinda hot tho
damn you

dumpling
a. fuck you
b. i don't have a boyfriend
c. he dm'ed me

lil (tall) bean
how interesting

glam queen
is there a reason you're talking to us and not your future boyfriend?

dumpling
shush
and i can talk to both
he said i was funny
and you guys are the ones complaining

lil (tall) bean
funny looking
also that was lizzie

dumping
i'm going to change your name
to pain in the ass
if you don't watch it

lil (tall) bean
i'm shaking

she's kinda hot tho
throw me under a bus why don't you

lil (tall) bean
she can literally read the text

glam queen
play nice children

dumpling
yes mother