Total Drama One Shots (DISCONTINUED)

I'll Make You Scream for Ice Cream ;)

This one shot was requested by PrincessPoisonIvy86 :) Go and follow her!💕

⚠️WARNING: Mature themes, lol⚠️

Seriously though, if you're an innocent cinnamon roll or smol child, I advise you not to read...

And yes, the picture above is Miley Cyrus licking an ice cream cone😜

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"I don't think we should be taking her there."

"Why not?"

"Do you know how much sugar is in one ice cream cone? That is never unhealthy for a little girl!"

"Alejandro," Heather said. "She's ten years old. She needs to be a kid! Not be forced by her dad to eat vegetables all the damn time!"

"I don't force her to eat vegetables," he argued. "She loves them."

"You mean you love them?"

"Of course I love them, Chica. And since she's my flesh and blood, she can learn to love them too."

"Well she's also my daughter," Heather clapped back. "And you know how much I despise healthy foods."

"Yeah, yeah," he rolled his eyes. "You're lucky you still have that incredible body."

"I know," she smirked. It was true. All the other moms were always jealous of the way Heather's body went back to normal after having a baby. Well, she was a bit curvier, but Alejandro didn't mind. It just made her look so much more attractive. To this day, he still didn't understand how she could eat all that junk and keep her wonderful shape. Especially at 32 years old.

"Well," Heather started. "I'm taking her to Baskin Robbins whether you like it or not. It's not like she hasn't had ice cream before."

Alejandro's face went flat. "I know she's had ice cream before. but the more she has, the worse it'll get! Soon, she'll be craving it all the time like you! And by next year, she'll look like...like that...butter donkey from the TV show we were on!"

Heather raised an eyebrow. "Are you talking about Owen from Total Drama?"

"Yes! Oaken, or...whatever his name is! She'll end up like that!"

"Babe...stop being so dramatic. Either you come with us or you stay home and eat your disgusting vegetables."

Alejandro ended up going with them. Don't get him wrong, he wasn't happy about it. It's just that he had nothing else to do.

The parking lot was pretty full when they got up there, so Alejandro tried every excuse he could to keep them from going in. "It'll take forever to get our ice cream, Heather. Why don't we just go somewhere else? And somewhere healthier?"

"It's not that bad," she simply replied, eventually finding a parking space and stopping the car.

"Daddy," Holly said. "You should try some ice cream!"

"Yeah," Heather smirked deviously. "You really should."

"No thanks," Alejandro replied. "I prefer to keep my body away from unhealthy foods," he sent a glare towards his wife while saying this.

"Come on!" His daughter begged as they walked into the shop. "It's just one time! It'll be fun!"

"She's right, Al," Heather's smirk turned into an innocent smile. "When's the last time you've had ice cream?"