Mineta sucks

Anthem

"I have time to spare," I pondered aloud as the class watched in trepidation and fear whilst I stood at the front, "Well... I always do."

I felt the hawk eyes as I pulled up youtube and searched for the only song I could stand to listen to (It's also a nice distraction whilst I do the dance of death)

Shut up by Stormzy blares across the room, everyone was confused.

"Now that that is settled, let us begin."

I pull out a pair of glasses so I can see and then I scream,

"Tell my man shut up."

The effect was instantaneous, everyone but Mineta dropped from their chairs, any sign of rebellion flew out of them.

"Now come here sweetie... I love you."