Mineta sucks

Oopsy Daisy

"Newg, I've secured him." 

Radio silence on the over end of line, as usual, not that it mattered as now I have my baby Mineta with me. He's waking up! How picturesque!

"Darling, wake up, I'm going to expose those villains, you're the only true hero out of them all. The only one who doesn't know-

*RING, RING*

"No worries. Hahhaha yes. Count to thirty, it will only take that long, I, wait one moment." I cover the speaker and gaze into my beauties' eyes before jumping into a car and skidding at the highest speed possible  for 17 seconds and throwing Mineta into the secure house."

"Sorry, I'm back. Countdown time?"

Ten

Nine

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Four

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