Scene1*Lights off
*Audio : *laughs. Vampivan , Congratulations , you have been promoted to be the vice president of the .... Association *laughter
Lights on at one end of the stage on vampire.
Vampivan; Oh I can't do this anymore!!!!!i cant take it! Such a burden...why me?! Isn't there anybody else? is it because of my handsome face? My smooth moves? No! I refuse to take this position! I shall meet them and tell them so! Bleh bleh bleh!
Vampivan dances to the "Warung Hantu" .lights on at the other end on a table. At the table sits the other committee members of the association (hantu cina, pocong).
Hantu Cina: vampivan.vampivan, .what you yelling about?Vampivan: .i cant do this anymore Cinnie ..Hantu Cina: do what ah ??Vampivan: I wanna stop being bad..i just want..to be a better vampire..no more blood man. I wanna go vegetarian!Pocong: What do you mean? You cant change your nature! This is who you are! You are a vampire! You drink blood! You terrorize humans! You fly like a bat! You sparkle!Vampivan: no no no! I don't wanna do those horrible things anymore..im done..Hantu Cina : Yeah right, Vampivan , over my dead body......get it....get it...Vampivan : Shut up *pastes post it on forehead*Orang minyak overheard the conversation and slaps Vampivan on the faceVampivan : *vampire noise (Hissing)Orang minyak : What is this I hear about you quitting ?! No ! I won't let you!Vampivan : Boss , i'm sorry but there must be a way....Orang minyak : hmmmmmmmm....I will let you go , on one condition , in order to prove that you want to be good, you must give yourself to the purest , highest form of good. You must find.....TRUE LOVE. You have 3 days.Other ghosts : oooooohhhhhhhhhVampivan : Challenge Accepted ! *dances awayOrang minyak : BUT .... She must love you backOther ghosts : oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhVp: challenge still accepted!
Scene 2
*Emo Syaz waits at a park bench alone while reading "Dracula". Vampivan spots her and falls in love.Vampivan : *heart twirl There ! She's reading Dracula ! She will love me for sure !*Ariff walks towards the bench and sits next to Syaz. They start acting sweetVampivan : Vhat iz this Bleh Bleh Bleh ?! No ! This girl , I must have her !*Vampivan walks towards the couple. He pushes Ariff off the benchAriff : Oof ! What the - ?!!Syaz : Babe, you ok?!Ariff : Oh , I just wanted to....chill and...enjoy the view. Isn't it lovely down here?Syaz : Um , ok. *Moves hand to remove leaves from Ariff's hair when suddenly , Vampivan pushes her hand roughly and she accidentally smacks Ariff's head.Ponti : Hey you ! dracula! What do you think you're doing to my beloved future husband ?!Vampivan :Excuse you ! I am vampivan! And What does your beloved future husband think he's doing to my beloved future wife?!Ponti : Watch your mouth before I slap your head into that tree.....wait wait wait ! Did you say your future wife ? *Ding So you want her.......and I.....want him. Why don't we....Both : work together !
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*Ariff and Syaz are walking in the park together at sundown .At the same time , Vampivan and Ponti were scheming to break them apart.Ariff : It was a lovely sunset wasn't it , my love ?Syaz : It's always my favorite time of the day when darkness comes....especially when I'm with you , my dearest.Vampivan & Ponti : *GagsVampivan : Ponti , we must stop them ! Bleh Bleh Bleh !Ponti : I've got it ! *whispers*Vampivan trips Ariff as he tries to put his arm around Syaz and they trip together.Ariff : Oops , sorry babe , I must've tripped on a rock or somethingSyaz : It's ok , I always wanted ripped stockings anyway, Thanks babe *kiss*The couple continue walking. Ponti gets jealous and pulls Syaz's hair violently.Syaz : Ow ! Babe !? What ?!Ariff : what........Syaz : Forget it , must've been a branch. Let's have our picnic dinner here.*Vampivan holds Ponti back.Syaz & Ariff sets up their picnic. As they were eating , Vampi & Ponti were planning a way to mess them up.*Ariff farts & syaz burps too loud*Vampivan gets frustrated & shoves Ariff's face into his food*Syaz laughs at Ariff's dirty face & eventually they both burst out laughing. After that , Syaz helps Ariff clean his face up lovingly.Vampivan : ARGH this is impossible bleh bleh bleh .... Look at them ! They're so stupidly in love !Ponti : URGH I know . It's frustrating . I've been following this boy for so long & he has never once noticed me , he's too busy being in love with HER !*Vampivan & Ponti walks away disappointed
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Ponti : My heart is broken....After all my efforts .....I've once left him my favorite flower , "Harum Sundal malam" on his pillow as a gift.....i watched over him as he slept, I flew over his car as he drove back from work every night. *whimpers loudlyVampivan : What about me ? I need her...to love me....so that I can break free from the burden they put on me.Ponti : oh poor vampivan..What burden ? who are they ?Vp: the members of the Hantu Association .I wanted out & the only way is to find true love.Ponti : why do you wanna leave the association?Vp:I want to lead a harmless life, I don't want to drink human blood & scare them anymore.Ponti : I understand...That's how I live my life , I only drink animal blood.Vp : nooooo? Really?? I have been looking for a ghost like you...can you show me how?Ponti : and I like the way you dance...can you show me how?Vp: of course!*vp & ponti start waltzing around the stage. Audio waltz song. They act sweet & flirt shylyVp: you have a wonderful scent, my dear ponti, what are you wearing? Is it your favourite flower?Ponti: why yes! With a hint of goat's blood I was drinking earlier.*audio changes to bollywood song. They start dancing around a tree & continue flirting*Hantu Cina & Pocong comes along. Vampivan & ponti stop dancing abruptly & stand awkwardlyHantu Cina : Hey Vampivan ! Is this your true love ?Pocong : yeah you guys look good together , with your fangs and pale skin...Hantu Cina : Clothes also like bride & groom already . When's the wedding ?*vp & ponti look at each other in sudden realization of their love
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*The ghosts bring Vampi & ponti to OM at the warung hantu. Theyre holding hands on the table across from OM. Cinnie & pochie are bouncing gleefully in the backgroundOM: so, vampivan. Who is this lovely young lady you brought with you?Ponti: oh haha how charming of you but im actually not that young! Im actually ONE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TWO years old!Vp: oh what a coincidence! Im ONE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THREE!VP & Ponti: soulmates! *form a heart with their armsOM: but not-so-young lady..Ponti: ponti, ponti...OM: well, ponti..are you two really in love?Ponti: but..what? didn't you see..?Vp: listen, OM..with all due respect, we are here to say goodbye..me & ponti..are in love & whether you bless our happiness or not, we are still going away to a better life..Ponti: yes OM. We are happy together & choose to start a harmless, peaceful life somewhere new..OM: well then..i don't know what to say vampivan. I didn't think you would be leaving us for real. It saddens my black black blackkkkk heart but I suppose I must keep my word. You have my blessing to go, vampivan..*OM shakes vp's hand n hugs him. Vp pulls back & wipes his oily hand on his pants & sniffs his clothes. OM moves to hug ponti but ponti moves away sheepishlyVp: are you thinking what I m thinking ponti? *holds ponti's handPonti: I think I am, vampivan.. *looks at vp seductivelyVp: BLEH BLEH BLEH! *swirls cape around himself n ponti
*lights off
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Theathre Script : Vampire In Love
Non-FictionTheathre script : Malay version of ghost story inspiring from hotel transylvania. Its a journey of vampire to seek for a true love in 3 days in order to get his wish granted.
