~Bombshell, Part 1~

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Steve, Thor, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Bucky, Wanda, Pietro, Vision, and Peter are online

Bruce) Oh no

We're missing people

Why are we missing people

What happened

Steve) I think Tony is still in his lab. He locked himself in a few days ago.

Peter) hE WHAt

Natasha) Relax kiddo, he has more than enough food hidden in there to survive.

Peter) :(

Clint) WHERES LOKI

Wanda) He has not been seen for many days... It is suspicious.

Thor) DO NOT FEAR, FELLOW AVENGER. TIS NORMAL BEHAVIOUR FOR LOKI TO DISAPPEAR BEFORE I TAKE TRIPS TO ASGARD.

YOU MIGHT ALL KEEP THIS A SECRET FOR ME, BUT I BELIEVE HE MISSES ME AND DISLIKES WHEN I LEAVE!

Bruce) Or he's up to something.

Thor) THAT IS RATHER MORE LIKELY.

Pietro) guysguysguysguesswhaaaat

Vision) Intruder alert

Bucky) love that

Peter) whoa

Clint) wtffffffff

Natasha) WHO THE HELL IS THAT

Wanda) And can we keep her?

Bruce) She looks familiar

Steve) Dr. Banner is right, I recognize her somehow.

Thor has left the chat

Bruce) THOR WTF WHERE ARE YOU GOING

Bucky) rip

Pietro) scaryprettyladyisgoingtothelab

Bruce) IS SHE AFTER TONY???

Natasha) Calm down Bruce, she's probably just another one of Tony's old lady friends.

Wanda) That is no old lady??

Vision) Poor sentence syntax, perhaps Agent Romanoff meant a companion from the past.

Peter) tHAT'S MR STARK'S EX???

Bucky) let's hope Pepper gets home soon to give some pepper burns

Steve) uhh

Guys?

What am I looking at?

Vision) Mr. Stark appears to be throwing things at this mystery woman, despite the fact that the lab has very strong walls separating them from each other.

Natasha) oh, she's so definitely an ex.

Clint) WHAT THE CHIRP JUST HAPPENED

Vision) Mr. Stark appears to be running away from the mystery woman who just walked through the wall.

Wanda) I seriously love the dress she's wearing

Bucky) ikr what a queen?

Clint) SHE SEES US SHE SEES US

Steve) DEFENSIVE POSITIONS

Peter) I'M STUCK TO THE CEILING

Loki has joined the chat

Loki) What did I miss?

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AUTHOR'S NOTE

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Does someone finally get it

Does anyone get it

All of the bombshell references I was dropping

Please say someone gets it

Plz

Edit: Y'ALL LOOK UP THE SLANG TERM BOMBSHELL ALREADY, READ THE SUBTEXT, GO BACK A FEW CHAPTERS... I'M DYING UP HERE AT AUTHOR HQ

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