Steve, Thor, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Bucky, Wanda, Pietro, Vision, and Peter are online
Bruce) Oh no
We're missing people
Why are we missing people
What happened
Steve) I think Tony is still in his lab. He locked himself in a few days ago.
Peter) hE WHAt
Natasha) Relax kiddo, he has more than enough food hidden in there to survive.
Peter) :(
Clint) WHERES LOKI
Wanda) He has not been seen for many days... It is suspicious.
Thor) DO NOT FEAR, FELLOW AVENGER. TIS NORMAL BEHAVIOUR FOR LOKI TO DISAPPEAR BEFORE I TAKE TRIPS TO ASGARD.
YOU MIGHT ALL KEEP THIS A SECRET FOR ME, BUT I BELIEVE HE MISSES ME AND DISLIKES WHEN I LEAVE!
Bruce) Or he's up to something.
Thor) THAT IS RATHER MORE LIKELY.
Pietro) guysguysguysguesswhaaaat
Vision) Intruder alert
Bucky) love that
Peter) whoa
Clint) wtffffffff
Natasha) WHO THE HELL IS THAT
Wanda) And can we keep her?
Bruce) She looks familiar
Steve) Dr. Banner is right, I recognize her somehow.
Thor has left the chat
Bruce) THOR WTF WHERE ARE YOU GOING
Bucky) rip
Pietro) scaryprettyladyisgoingtothelab
Bruce) IS SHE AFTER TONY???
Natasha) Calm down Bruce, she's probably just another one of Tony's old lady friends.
Wanda) That is no old lady??
Vision) Poor sentence syntax, perhaps Agent Romanoff meant a companion from the past.
Peter) tHAT'S MR STARK'S EX???
Bucky) let's hope Pepper gets home soon to give some pepper burns
Steve) uhh
Guys?
What am I looking at?
Vision) Mr. Stark appears to be throwing things at this mystery woman, despite the fact that the lab has very strong walls separating them from each other.
Natasha) oh, she's so definitely an ex.
Clint) WHAT THE CHIRP JUST HAPPENED
Vision) Mr. Stark appears to be running away from the mystery woman who just walked through the wall.
Wanda) I seriously love the dress she's wearing
Bucky) ikr what a queen?
Clint) SHE SEES US SHE SEES US
Steve) DEFENSIVE POSITIONS
Peter) I'M STUCK TO THE CEILING
Loki has joined the chat
Loki) What did I miss?
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AUTHOR'S NOTE
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Does someone finally get it
Does anyone get it
All of the bombshell references I was dropping
Please say someone gets it
Plz
Edit: Y'ALL LOOK UP THE SLANG TERM BOMBSHELL ALREADY, READ THE SUBTEXT, GO BACK A FEW CHAPTERS... I'M DYING UP HERE AT AUTHOR HQ
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
