Loki has joined the chat
Loki) What did I miss?
Clint) SHHHHHH
Pietro) theprettyladyistextingsomeone
Natasha) Or maybe she's hacking in to the tower
Bruce) WHY WOULD SHE NEED TO DO THAT IF SHE CAN ALREADY WALK THROUGH WALLS
Steve) Uhhh guys? Tony just flew away in his armour...
Loki) What a coward.
Where's Thor?
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Wanda) Is that some kind of code? Vision?
Vision) I believe that is something called a "keyboard mash"
Bucky) Y'all, why is Thor hugging the scary pretty lady?
Bruce) THOR WTF ARE YOU DOING
Clint) dythink she'd let me braid her hair
Bucky) how did she get it to be that dark and silky tho like wtf
Wanda) I suspect witchcraft...
Thor has joined the chat
Thor) COMRADES, TIS A WONDERFUL DAY!
Steve) Thor, what's going on?
Bruce) THOR IM FREAKING OUT MAN
WHO IS THIS PERSON
Thor) THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE IS MY SISTER!
Bruce) what
Natasha) you mean... the goddess of death sister, who killed half of Asgard and cut your eye out?
Bruce) That's not Hela.
Thor) DO NOT BE SILLY. DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE HER?
THIS IS LOKI.
Steve) What
Thor) YOU KNOW, GODDESS OF MISCHIEF, LIES, MAGIC, TRICKERY?
Clint) come again
Thor) RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF JOTUNHEIM AND ASGARDIAN ROYALTY?
Peter) screeee???
Thor) FORMER VILLAIN WHO TRIED TO TAKE CONTROL OF MIDGARD WHILE EMO AND UNDER THANOS'S CONTROL?
Bucky) betch
Bruce) hey speaking of that guy
Thor) AND MY LOVING AND VERY POINTY SIBLING THAT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO EMBRACE TO THE POINT WHERE I BELIEVE I AM EXPERIENCING INTERNAL BLEEDING AND ONE OF MY HEARTS MAY BE PUNCTURED
Loki) Hiya.
Thor) IT'S LOKI!!!
Loki) Mblerg, it's me.
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AUTHOR'S NOTE
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Y'all
A bombshell
Like the slang term for a super hot person
Loki
Distracted Tony a few chapters back
With a "bombshell"
Thor
Recommended Loki show off some of his
Other selves
Y'ALL.
Anyways
Lady Loki will be popping in and out. I want this to be a chance for Loki and Wanda to get closer (not THAT close, scarlet_frost77) and to showcase some of the less... straight and narrow, let's call it, features of some of these characters. I'll be keeping it canonical as can be. Also, I'm dying over Carol and Valkyrie / Brie and Tessa on Twitter? If you don't know what I mean, PLEASE LOOK IT UP.
We're nearing 100 chapters. Endgame draws near. Don't forget to check my wall for important announcements!
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