Them as 'shit my friends and i say' Pt. 4

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Ed:

"Mr. Dillon, are you trendy?" -Janeva
"I'm always trendy." -Mr. Dillon (my English teacher)

Oswald:

My dad: *walk in*
"it's time to socialize." -my aunt
"Well I'm out." -My dad

Jerome:

"Go back in your mom's vaginer." -Ka'liyah

Jim:

"Ya hear that?" *farts* "that was me trying to find the amount of fucks I give and I'm fresh out." -literally some kid in the hallway.

Barbara:

*moves armchair* Now we can have sex!" -Lilly when we were alone in the movie theater

Tabitha:

"Do you want a flute shoved up your ass?" -Rylie

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