*1am*
Archie: UGH
Toni: what the fuck is up Kyle?
Cheryl: step the fuck up dude
Toni: wtf Kyle!
Archie: my name is Archie?
Toni: mY nAmE iS aRcHiE my ass
Kevin: here comes the meme couple
Cheryl: that's right bitch
Archie: bughead is being... loud... AGAIN
Veronica: how often do they fuck?
Archie: all. The. Time.
Kevin: not more then varchie
Archie: true. I don't think we ever had a conversation without fucking afterwards..
Veronica: ARCHIE!!!
Kevin: archiieeeee send pics
Archie:
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Kevin: AJJSHFGRBRCFGGRBRNCJFJBDBRBFHFVRVF
Toni: I think you broke Kevin...
Cheryl: my cousin is getting laidddddd
Veronica: USE CONDOMS KIDS!!! WE DONT WANNA END UP WITH A MINI JUGHEAD
Kevin: actually we do..
Reggie: anywayyyyy....
Reggie: do you guys want to have some fun?
Cheryl: now you're talking my language!!
Veronica: always up for a little chaos🤷🏻♀️
Kevin: does it involve naked men?
Reggie: no but it sure is a lot of fun..
*reggie added Alice Cooper to the group chat*
Veronica: you did not just I-
Alice: what is this?
Reggie: it's a group chat mrs cooper
Alice: oh hello there
Alice: why isn't FP here
Reggie: because this is about your daughter and a beanie wearing serpent
Alice: Betty is afsleep
Archie: if you say so
Reggie: scroll up mrs cooper
Alice: ok
Kevin: shits about to go down
Veronica: oh poor Betty
Alice: is that
Kevin: here it comes
Alice: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE FARM
Alice: BETTY ANSWER THIS WHY IS YOUR DOOR LOCKED
Alice: that's it Betty, no baby making in my house!
*Alice Cooper left the groupchat*
Kevin: she's about to,get her ass whooped
Veronica: Archie why would you even film them!? It was a private moment!
Archie: Kevin asked soo
Kevin: in my defense it was adorable
Veronica: it was.. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
Veronica: BETTYS PROBABLY GETTING GROUNDED AND CANT SEE HER BOYFRIEND FOR A MONTH OR SO
Reggie: haha
Veronica: DONT EVEN START WITH ME REGGIE, ALL YOU DO IS CAUSE TROUBLE!!
Reggie: at least I close my curtains
Toni: Veronica just got roasted by the one and only Regina gorge..
Reggie: that's not funny!!
Toni: oh but showing Betty's sex tape to her MOM is?
Reggie: shit fine I'm sorry I messed up
Cheryl: big time!!
