Wicked Games [R-18]

What Kind Of Moron

Rule number one when it comes to one night stands: always use protection.

Muling kong sinampal ang mukha ko habang nakaharap sa salamin. You're so fucking stupid, Maria Xandra Sobrevega! What kind of a moron would let a stranger fuck her unprotected?!

Gigil na sinabunutan ko ang sarili ko. And that stupid opportunist asshole just came inside me! Anak ng putangina talaga! That moron who I don't even know the name could have impregnated me with his moronic sperms. Or he could have passed me a sexually transmitted disease knowing how slutty that man is. With my luck, I could be pregnant and with STD, who knows?

I opened the faucet and splashed cold water on my face. Matapos ang kagagahang ginawa ko ay agad din naman akong umuwi. And by agad I mean, I pulled my underwear up, run towards my bike and rode like a fucking maniac being chased by hungry monkeys. Or in my case, a handsome guy who nuts inside a stranger's vagina!

Renee, my best friend and housemate, was already sleeping when I came home last night. Thankfully. Dahil naiwasan kong mausisa kung bakit mukha akong harassed nang umuwi ako. I immediately took a shower, took an emergency contraceptive pill that my best friend always keeps on our first aid box and fell into a coma.

My phone woke me up the next day. Fifty missed calls along with a hundred angry messages from my boss slash cousin Aramis car racing god Sobrevega.

Nakalimutan kong he was supposed to test drive a car today and I was supposed to be there.

I apologized for my shitty professionalism, of course. But can't a stupid woman who had a one night stand with a stranger who nuts inside an unknown woman's vagina take a break?

Ugh! I should stop using those words! Muli kong hinilamusan ang malamig na tubig ang mukha ko hanggang sa tuluyan akong magising sa katotohanan. I just had a one night stand!!

Several raps on the bathroom door snapped me out of my trance.

"Are you in there, Max?!"

This is what I was dreading. I groaned. Napangiwi ako. My throat felt so dry.

"Max!"

Nakatirik ang mata na pinatay ko ang gripo saka nagtuyo ng mukha. "Just a sec, Ren."

"You better come out here fast!"

Lulugo lugo akong lumabas ng banyo. She was standing by the doorway with her arms crossed in front of her chest.

"Anong oras ka umuwi kagabi, ha?"

Hindi ako agad nakasagot. I need coffee stronger than life itself if I have to deal with Renée's mouth this early and in this level of hangover.

Tumuloy ako sa kusina ng apartment namin. Nagsalang ako ng kape sa coffee maker na binili ko noong isang araw matapos niyang masira ang huling coffee maker namin. Everything Renée touches, nasisira. Gulat nga ako hanggang ngayon buo pa ako. My best friend is a sunshine mixed with a little hurricane. No, let me scratch that. She's a fucking hurricane with a little sunshine. There. Better.

Sa kasamaang palad ay sumunod parin sakin si Renée. Ang laki laki ng apartment namin pero pinili niya talaga na sundan ako sa kusina.

"So, ano? May nangyari ba sa pagpapapansin mo sa tropa ng pinsan mo?"

I groaned, remembering RD. Alam kaya niya ang kababuyang naganap sa parking lot ng Remix kagabi? Oh shit.

"Sumagot ka d'yan, Maria Xandra--"

"Wala, okay?" tumukod ako sa counter dahil pakiramdam ko lasing parin ako.

"See? I told you--"

I leveled my best friend with a seriously? stare. In contrast to my dark looks, Renée is white as day. I'm more on the morena side, while Renée is mestiza. I have dark bluish hair that rests just above my shoulder while she had her long hair that stretches to her small waist bleached a few days ago. I'm hard as Renée is soft. Very feminine. Habang ako naman, I cannot say that I'm muscular, pero alaga sa gym ang katawan ko.