Me: AYOOOOOOOOOOOO WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
*groaning*
Me: Come on! I'm gonna be your... 'cooking teacher', hehe.
Jeff: But you're a kid.
Me: I'm in high school, too! I'm not a kid!
Sally: Then what am I, bish?
Me: A fast-learner.
Sally: Mk.......
Jane: What're we gonna cook for cooking class, tho?
Me: GO CRAZEH
Liu/Sully: That sounds 'perfectly' fine. Except we don't know how to cook.
Me: You guys would work together, is that ok????????
Sully: No
Me: Ok, how about this....
1.) Jeff & BEN
2.) Glitchy Red & Lost Silver
3.) Jane & Clocky
4.) Nina & Sally
5.) Grinny cat and Smile dog
6.) Dark Link and The Rake
7.) Hoodie and Masky
8.) Liu and Sully.
9.) Toby. ***There's no one else***
Is that fine now?
*mehhhhhhhhhhhh*
Me: Oki. Y'all have 1 hour. Hurry up. Start now
*wdnkdnvisa*
*Time skip brought to you by Mehhhhhhhhhh*
Me: Ok, let's see how you guys did!
*Toby's table...*
Me: You are officially crowned Waffle King
Toby: nuh its waffle boi
me: mk
*Liu and Sully's table...*
Me: Oatmeal? Really?
Sully: Ya piece of shit! That was the only thing we could make! Thanks to your lazy ass!
Liu: Shut up, will ya?! You don't even know how! Despite you can control my body at any time!
Me: I'll.... go now...
*Hoodie and Masky's table...*
Me: Cheesecake... I mean, I expected that :P
*Dark Link and Rake's table...*
Me: WHAT DAFUQ?!?!
DL & Rake: NONE OF US KNOW HOW TO COOK HERE, HUMAN!
Me: I'm not a human! I'm a mage! With 3 years of damn training! So shaddup!
DL: Yeah, a spirit of one! Just 'cus you trained to be a mage doesn't mean you aren't human anymore!....Human!
Me: But srsly tho! How'd you burn the apple?!
Rake: DL roasted it too hard.
Me: Nani?
Rake: You see...
*Earlier*
*Dark Link was ROASTING the apple. with words*
Me: ...
*Grinny and Smile's table...*
Me: I didn't know cats and dogs could make their own food... O.o
Grinny: Long story :P
Me: Oh well.
*Nina and Sally's table*
Me: Wow! A 2-feet-tall cake?? IN ONE HOUR?!?!
Both of them: Yup!
Me: I can't even do a PANCAKE in 5 minutes ;-;
Sally: Maybe you're just not trying hard enough!
Me: I am!
Sally: Exactly.
*Jane and Clocky's table...*
Me: ...burnt eyeballs?
Clocky: Eyeballs of witches like you, too!
Me: FUCK NO *noped the fudge outta there*
*Red and Silver's table*
Me: ...
Red: Well?
Me: Why? Of all things, why? Why cereal? -_-
Red: *looking at Silver for the answer*
Silver, with his mouth full of cereal: waf'nt mi (wasn't me)
Red: We just like it..? :/
*And lastly, Jeff and BEN's table!*
Me: XDDD
Both of them: Whaaaaaaaaaat?
Me: Oh, nothing XDDDD
BEN: Is our burnt pizza not burnt enough? Maybe I'll burn it even more!
Me: NO NO NO NO THE SCHOOL WILL CATCH FIRE!
*BELL~*
Me: OK! Grades will be revealed by the end of the school year and you should get going to the last class for the morning, then you get an hour-long break for lunch, and 3 or 4 more subjects in the afternoon. NOW SCRAM, PEOPLES!
(Technically, the end of this first book. There will be a LOT of books. But this first one, memes. Next ones, an actual story. With POVs but slight jokes.)
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Cweepypasta High School
RandomOk, maybe I am a few years too late but this wasn't gonna be creepypasta, it was gonna be K-Pop. Of course, a non-Korean me, didn't know what subjects there are in a Korean high school. Please bare with me I just wanted to make memes, friends, reads...
