Chaeyoung: unnie, truth or dare?
Mina: dare
Chaeyoung: *jokingly* I dare you to marry me, right now-
Mina: *immediately* okay
Chaeyoung: wait what?
Sana: *suddenly wears a tuxedo then throws gay glitter in the air* LET'S GOOOO
*staff appears out of nowhere and sets up wedding decorations*
Dahyun: *playing the piano* SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS
Chaeyoung: where the heck did she come fro-
Mina: *wears tuxedo* she has been there the whole time
Seulgi: *clinging to Irene while wiping her tears away* it's finally happening!
Jisoo: we're the bridesmaids! Also, you might wanna look down Chae
Chaeyoung: *looks down and sees that she's been wearing a dress this whole time* HOW-
Eunbi: *trying to gather all the children* shh, it's starting!
Hwasa: *running down the aisle and chucking flowers at guests* MARRIAGE BITCHES
Chaeyoung: who is that child?
Solar: *runs after Hwasa* she hasn't has her yogurt yet
Jeongyeon: *sobbing* Myoui marry me-
Nayeon: *smacks Jeongyeon's head* YOU HAVE ME
Sunmi: dearly beloved, we are gathered her togay-
Chaeyoung: WHERE THE HELL DID SHE COME FROM?
Sunmi: whatever, do you?
Mina: I do
Sunmi: GREAT, by the lesbian powers invested in me, under the name of God Jihyo, I now pronounce you gay as FUCK, now kiss
Everyone in the audience: *cheering and sobbing*
