Hope pov
I'm on Manny's tusk as the kid kept crying and crying and crying
"Aww you gotta make it stop i can't take it anymore!" Manny said
"My poor ears" i said covering my ears
"I've eaten things that didn't complain this much!" Diego said
"He won't stop squirming" Sid said
"you're holding him wrong!" Diego said
"Watch his head" Manny said
"don't drop him" I said
"Just put him down!" Diego said
"Jeez pick him up put him down..." Sid mutters
"It's nose is dry" Diego said
"that means somethings wrong with it" Sid said
"someone should lick it just in case" I said
"I'll do it" Sid said
"hey he's wearing one of those baby thingies" Manny said
"so" Sid said with his tongue out
"so if he poops where does it go"Manny said i jumped off Manny's tusk
Sid pulls his tongue back into his mouth "Humans are disgusting" Sid said
"Okay you check for poop" Manny said Poking Sid with his trunk
"hey why am i the poop checker" Sid said
Manny leans in closer to Sid "because returning the runt was your idea because you're small and insignificant and because i'll pummel you if you don't" Manny said
"why else" Sid asked i slapped my forehead
"Now Sid!" Manny yelled
"EW! YUK! EW! i mean my goodness alright look out look out coming through" Sid said
"Hey watch out!" Manny said
"Stop waving that thing around!" Diego said
"Cut it out!" i said
"Oooh ohh I'm gonna slip woah!" Sid said the paper tissue flies through the air and lands on manny trunk Manny grabs it and throws it to the ground "it's clean! Gotcha!" Sid laughs
Manny hits Sid on the head with his trunk "Will you cut it out"
the baby laughs then starts crying again
"Hey do that again he likes it" Diego said
Manny hits Sid again the baby laughs again
"Hey yeah it's making me feel better too" Manny said
the baby starts crying again
I'm standing next to Diego
"Here you hold him" Sid said trying to hand the Baby to me
Diego punces Sid on the head the baby starts to laugh again the baby waving his hand at Sid trying to hit him but Sid stops him then he starts crying again
"Here turn him towards me! where's the baby" Diego said covering his eyes "there he is!" Diego said the baby stopped crying watching Diego "where's the baby there he is!"
"stop it you're scaring him!" I said then the baby's stomach growls
"i bet he's hungry" Sid said
"how about some milk" Manny said
"Ooh i'd love some" Sid said
"not you the baby!" Diego said
"well i ain't exactly lactating right now pal!" Sid said
"you're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off aren't ya...!" Diego said
"Enough!" Me and Manny said at the same time
we hear rustling in a bush and see a watermelon
"Food" Manny and Sid said
i walked over and picked it up when suddenly a dodo bird bust out of the bush and grabs it out of my paws and scurried off leaving all of us confused
we come to a cliff side to see a bunch of dodo's
"I don't know but I've been told" a Dodo said
"I don't know but I've been told" a bunch others said
"End of world be mighty cold" the leader Dodo said
"End of world be mighty cold" the rest said
"prepare for the ice age!"
"Protect the dodo's way of life!"
"survival separates the dodos from the beasts!"
"protect the dodo's way of life!"
"Ice age" Sid asked
"Ive heard of these crackpots"Diego said
the dodo that took the mellon saw us
"AWK! intruders!" he runs around
a leader Dodo was lecturing about a smoking crater" now don't fall in if you do you will definitely..."
the dodo panicking runs over to them "Intruders! Intrud- AAAAHHH!" he falls in
"Ewww!" the others circling said
"....burn and die" The leader Dodo said
"Hey can we have our mellon back junior's hungry and uh..." Manny said
"NO WAY! this is our private stockpile for the ice age! Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a million billion years!" the leader Dodo said
"so you got three melons" I said crossing my arms
the dodos look at each other then back at us
"If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead then doom on you!" The leader said
"Doom on you! Doom on you!" the others chant
"get away from me" Manny said
a melon rolls to the baby's arms
"Oh no! No!" the leader said
"RETRIEVE THE MELON! TAE KWON DODOS!! ATTACK!" the leader said
Dodos dressed in ninja outfits burst out kicking each other then kicked the Melon out of the baby's hands tossing it to each other kept tossing it until they throw it over the cliff
"THE MELON!" a dodo yelled
"THE MELON THE MELON!" a bunch of Dodos run right off the cliff
"there goes our last female" a dodo said
Sid sneaks and has one of the melons a bunch of dodos charge him then it bounces threes dodos catch it above the crater with their beaks and all fall in
"the last melon" all the dodos said Sid had the melon in his grasp as all the Dodos surrounded him Sid charges all of them with one hand out after making it past all of them he does a dance and slams it to the ground
"AHH Sid! now we gotta find more food" Diego said
"No i think he likes it" I said as he started eating it
we see a tower of dodos running
"right more to the right right right right more to the right" the dodos said
"look at that dinner and a show" Manny said
Me Manny and Diego are at a spot to rest for the night while Sid is off doing who knows what
"Look i found some berries" I said as i carried some to Manny
"good job" Manny said smiling
I the curled up into a ball falling asleep next to manny
YOU ARE READING
Ice Age
Fanfictionat a young age Hope the weasel had lost her family to humans causing her to despise them when she was young Manny found her and decided to take her in and care for her and they grew close what happens when they meet a Sloth and a certain Saber
