Angie: ohhhhhhh it's my birthday!
Himiko: Nyeh happy birthday Angie
Angie: Atua thanks you Himiko
Me: but it's your birthday not Atua's
Angie: ...
Angie: ATUAAAAAAAAA~
Shuichi: happy birthday Angie
Angie: Shuichi lets got to the love hotel~
Shuichi: HUH?!
Me: NO IM THE ONLY ONE DOING SHUICHI!
Kokich : NO THATS MY JOB
Kaito: wait isn't that my job?
Rantaro: really I thought it was mine
Kaede: nah it's totally mine
Keebo: But that's my joooobbbbbb... SHUICHI IS OBVIOUSLY ROBAPHOBIC CUZ HE DOES NOT WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ME!
Miu: HE TOTALLY ATE THE CHOCOLATE I PUT BLOOD IN SO ITS MY JOB TO FUCK HIM!
Me: Wifu you will fuck anything even if it doesn't move
Shuichi: THOSE CHOCOLATES HAD YOUR BLOOD IN THEM?!
Tenko: SHUICHI IS THE ONLY MALE THAT IS NOT A DEGENERATE SO IT IS MY JOB TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM!
Himiko: Nyeh but it's my job to have Shuichi's magic wand in my darkness
Tsumugi: I mean it could be my job-
Me: GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING WEEB!
Me: so long story short everyone wants to have sex with Shuichi, right?
Everyone (except Shuichi): yeah
Me: well since it's Angie's Birthday today she can have Shuichi than everyone else can take turns having sex with Shuichi when it's their birthday
Everyone (except Shuichi and kokichi): yeah that seams fair
kokichi: FAIR?! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND-
Shuichi: (no I'm not)
Kokichi: SO HE SHOULD FUCK ME HARD WITH HIS BIG FAT COCK EVERYDAY
Me: Kokichi what the fuck-
That day ended up being Shuichi getting sexually harassed by his classmates and Author~Chan and they all lived happily horny after
Shuichi: I DIDNT
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AdventureMy personal Danganronpa Headcanons Warning will contain Saiouma lots and lots of Saiouma so please be warned this book is very gay and I am also very gay. Miu and Kirumi make me gay. Also boobs Also spoilers Also this was made about 2-3 years ago...
