Letting out a squeak, I quietly scampered into my room. 'There was no way he was really beating his meat to me... I mean, how would I know those feet were actually mine..?' Sighing in exhaustion, I flopped onto my bed. I feel like screaming, but I know that would turn Larry on more than he was already. At least I'm in my room, so I can enjoy my food in peace. Opening up a bag, I grab a Thicc Daddy Taco™. As I brought the taco to my mouth, I realized I forgot the whole reason why I bought these!
Hurriedly putting the taco down, I grabbed my phone and stalked towards my door. I could still hear Larry's slaps from here, so I just had to wait. After a few minutes, a eardeafening S P L U R T could be heard from the living room. I could also hear Larry the Cucumber get up and clean up his pickle juice. Once I heard him slam his bedroom door, I called my bitch.
After the phone rang for a bit, it was finally answered. "Heeey asshole.... I know you're slow as fuck and probably won't make it here in time, but come to my place, I got tacos."
Once I said the word tacos, I heard footsteps on the other end. In about 2 seconds, my best friend, Barney, was at my front door. I could hear that he was getting impatient, for he started to bang on the door. Agitated, I had to yell at him. "HOLD ON, I'M COMING. Little bitch can't let me take my fucking ti-" I couldn't stop myself in time, because I could hear Larry going for round 2 in his room. "Oh for fucks sake..." I mumbled. Opening the door, I could see Barney's sweat covered abs. "Oh, (Y/N)... I can smell your toes from here..."
"Can everyone just shut the FUCK up about my FUCKING toes?!"
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The Toe Master
FanfictionYou are the master of toes, however, you are also looking for love. You like your man like you like your shoes. With your toes in them. (Various x Reader) Also, none of the characters in this book belong to me, if that wasn't obvious.
