Normal font: Dog
Italics: Cat
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Aight, I’m going to play it nice
It ain’t too hard to beat
The one who plays with mice
High maintenance, yeah
You think you’re so chic
But after a bath
You look like a little fur-balled freak!
Scratching everything in sight
Yet with no luck with the lotto
Most of the time
You’re just a lazy couch potato
I am the man’s best friend
Complete with the loyalty
But you’re still stuck in Egypt
Believing you’re royalty!
Well, I pity you canine
Perhaps you’ve lost your head
It wouldn’t be the first time
I mean, you still think you’re best
Well at least I’m not the ugly one
Who’ll never be independent
‘Cause you can’t even be satisfied
Without human attendance
And please don’t get me started
On that annoying bark of yours
If you wanted people’s attention
You should've shut your jaws
No one likes to hear a dog yapping
In the morning or at night
So forget playing with dogs toys
And realize – cats are right.
It looks like the claws are out
Ooh, I’m so afraid
I think I’ve just won this little
Cat and mouse game we’ve played
Humour me once more little feline
With that snarky catty attitude
I’ll even wait until the hairball is out
To continue our little feud
I’ve got more purpose in life
Than just to eat and take a piss
I think you’ll find me right
Now quieten that annoying hiss!
I must admit, I enjoy human company
At least I’m not anti-social
So do the doggy dance and celebrate
My victorious proposal ;)
Afraid you should be senseless dog
Cat’s don’t go down without a fight
But I don’t even need to flinch ‘cause
My words can beat your bite
We may seem a little innocent
On the outside we’re fat and swollen
But dear doggy tell that to the birds
And mice that we have stolen
Wait, is that the roller door?
Oh damn, you just got scared
Did little doggy woggy wet the kennel?
It looks like I’ve won fair and square.
‘Shut up dog!’ you hear that?
They’re only screaming about you
Here comes your angry owner
Oh crap! She’s got the broom and shoe!
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This was co-written non other than the awesome Ms.Curiousraccoon herself, who has written from a cat's point of view (in italics).
Hope this was able to make you laugh, or even just a giggle :)
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