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teXT WARS ARE GREAT

This is a story of a text war that my friend- we will call her Lamp -and I had last night.

Me: //throws pumpkin at you and crawls under the couch that seems to magically appear out of nowhere//

Lamp: y

Lamp: ;-;

Me: because.

Me: I'm so dope and you're so nope.

Me: thats why.

Lamp: ;;-;-;-;

Me: hahahahhahahahahahhahahhHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Lamp: imma sass u right back woman

Lamp: drake wouldnt treat me like this

Lamp: ;;;-;;;

Lamp: //CRIEOS//

Me: That is so over rated.

Me: really bruh

Me: drake cant touch this swaggity

Lamp: but you won't fight me m8

Lamp: bruh

Lamp: 💁

Me: oh you must have mistaken me for someone who cares.

Me: hA

Lamp: [bleep] is about to get real.

Lamp: it's SO on.

Me: don't be a little [bleep]

Me: it's on bRUH

Lamp: bruh.

Lamp: [insert come at me bro meme photo here]

Lamp: ê v e

Me: oh heck no

Me: u have declared war

Lamp: mK

Lamp: pubic hair don't care

Me: no cookies for you [bleep]

Lamp: kk rude

Me: lol dont care

Lamp: I'd call you a [bleep] but you lack the warmth and the depth.

Lamp: it's getting personal.

Me: Lord Jesus give me the strength to slap this [bleep]

Me: this is srs

Lamp: i came out to have a good time and honestly im feeling so attacked right now.

Me: AREN'T YOU A SPECIAL LITTLE FLOWER.

Lamp: aw <3

Me: ye.

Lamp: *Vogues away from your bull[bleep]

Lamp: wAr AINT OVER

Me: [bleep] I will cut you

Lamp: I've forgotten how to feel.

Me: oh charming.

Lamp: 0 [bleeps]

Me: gettin real tired of ur [bleep]

Lamp: another day, another slay

Me: shut up, i don't [bleeping] care.

Lamp: kk that was rude

Me: sorry not sorry

Lamp: who cares?

Me: I hope you step on a Lego.

Me: this just got srs

Lamp: GRR

Me: calm your [bleep] please and thank you.

Lamp: oh ok.

Lamp: //calm//

Me: is the war over or...

Lamp: i guess.

We then proceeded to talk about random stuff.

(I censored the curse words for all the little kiddies.)