Me: makes a megaphone appear out of nowhere GUYS!!
Everyone: ???
Me: Thank you...
Ginger: What was that for?
Me: I just wanted y'all to be quiet...
Violet: Why though?
Me: Because I have something to share. Tom, the pictures please.
Tom: gives me a folder of SagexJack/Violexa/other made-up ship fanart pictures
Me: Not those pictures! The other ones!
Tom: Oh, whoops... gives me a folder of LPS pictures
Me: That's more like it! It's time for Swirly's Wishlist Talk!
Ginger: What is that, like some kind of talk show?
Me: Sure, why not! So, basically I'm gonna show these pictures one by one, and we'll talk about each one! Here's the first picture! If you read part one of Swirly's Random Opinions, you'd probably recognize this one!
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Ginger: Oh yeah, it's Brendan! You've wanted him for a really long time, right Swirly?
Me: That's right. He's been on my wishlist for many years. I was never able to get him because he was always too expensive and I didn't want to spend so much money...but one day he will be mine...I'll make sure of it...
Ginger: You're making this sound like some kind of dramatic anime moment...
Me: That's what I'm going for. Alright, next picture!
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Ginger: Hey, isn't that Jack?
Me: Sure is! :3 I don't really have much to say about this picture, so let's move on to the next!
