Get the hell out my swamp

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Y/N was a weird child.

Everyone said so.

She always liked the colour green and she told everyone that green was the best colour, she proved it by picking her nose and becoming the exorcist.

Anyways, Y/N was now one billion years old when she found a swamp. She was smart and not like any other girl so she walked into the swamp despite the signs saying "Bitch get cho ass out" and "Did i fucking stutter?"

She swished her hips like the knock off Heathers did with their hair and kicked open the door. "bae I'm home;" she yelled to no one in particular. Shriek screamed and covered herself with eyeballs. "Rebecca it's not what you think;' he yelled as he shoved Fiona (The whore) off him. You cried slugs and ran home, hating the colour green forever and ever.

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