PETA Pig

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You needed a plan.

A solid plan if you wanted to get Rekhs back.

So, you traveled to the land of Ooo-

Just kidding.

You went to the land of Pigs. There was George, Mommy, and Daddy ;) Pig. He treated you nice when you went to the shit lands.

Anyway, you found the Peppa hoe and asked how you was supposed to get yo man back. She said it was easy. "Just stop thotting around."

You gasped and ran back to the swamp.

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