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Avengers ASSamble

WITCH BITCH:
SEBASTIAN MOTHERFUCKING STAN

Captain Spangles:
That doesn't sound good

MACKattack:
You better run man

Sexy Seabass:
What do you want Lizzie? 🙄

WITCH BITCH:
WhEn ArE yOu GoNnA iNtRoDuCe Us To SoFiA?

Captain Spangles:
OMG YES I WANNA MEET HER TO I WOVE HER IN NCIS LA
SHE IS AMAZIBG

Spiderling:
OMG YES ME TOO
OLEASE INTRODUCE US TO HER PLEASE 🙏🙏

Sexy Seabass:
Never

Queen Scar:
You could just add her

Sexy Seabass:
Nah

Spiderling:
If you don't add her Liz, Chris and I are going to kill you

Sexy Seabass:
Should i be scared now?

MACKattack:
I think he want you to be

Spiderling:
I came here to have a good time but I honestly feel so attacked right now

Sexy Seabass:
Fine i will add her

Sexy Seabass added Sofia♥️

WITCH BITCH changed 'Sofia♥️' to 'LOVE OF MY LIFE'

LOVE OF MY LIFE:
Uhmm... sorry but what is this?

Iron Dude:
This?
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL AVENGERS GROUPCHAT
WELCOME TO THE FAM SOFIA

LOVE OF MY LIFE:
And why am I here again?

Sexy Seabass:
They forced me to add you

LOVE OF MY LIFE:
And who named me 'LIVE OF MY LIFE'

Queen Scar:
That was liz she loves you with her whole heart

LOVE OF MY LIFE:
AHHHHHHJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG ELIZABETH MOTHERFUVKING OLSEN CALLED ME LOVE OF HER LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sexy Seabass:
Thank you guys you broke her🙄

Captain Spangles:
Just go away seb nobody wants you here

Sexy Seabass:
I-

LOVE OF MY LIFE:
I want him here and if he weren't i wouldn't be here

WITCH BITCH:
My wife is slayin

Iron Dude:
Ah young love

Spiderling:
SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!

MACKattack:
I'm captain of this ship

Queen Scar:
Co-Captain

LOVE OF MY LIFE:
You all know that Seb and I haven't met yet?

Captain Spangles:
Sadly😔

LOVE OF MY LIFE:
I'm gonna go now
See ya later alligator

The mighty one:
HEY! I'm the only aussie in this chat so leave!

Kitty Kat:
You need a t'chill pill chris

WITCH BITCH:
Wait
Why is nobody talking about that sofias contact in seb's phone has a heart next to her name?

LOVE OF MY LIFE:
Cause it's not important

Sexy Seabss:
I HATE ALL OF YOU
Except Sofia

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