It's 3 in the morning Kookie ffs

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Goldenkookie : noona..

Me : what koo?

Goldenkookie : do u think that the walls r secretly can talk and they talk evry night when we hoomans sleep?

Me : i-

Goldenkookie : i mean it can be ryt?

Me :JEON JUNGKOOK IT'S LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING IN LA NOW... LET ME SLEEP

Goldenkookie : OH SHEET i forgot sowwy noona 😔

Me :

Goldenkookie : anw u r awake now so, u have no choice but 2 deal with me :3

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Goldenkookie : anw u r awake now so, u have no choice but 2 deal with me :3

Me : tsk juancock..

Goldenkookie : who is dat?

Me : that's u when u being a total brat kook

Goldenkookie : rlly? Dat sounds dope I'm changing my name to juancock!

Goldenkookie changed his username to juancock

Me : JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Juancock : noona y r u lyk dis?

Me : koo, do u even kno what cock is?

Juancock : um.. no?

Me : OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, GOSH U R THE CUTEST BABY EVR.

Juancock : aish I'm not..

Me : koo, cock is basically a part of your lower organs, your most precious thing dat u have to take care of..

Juancock : NOONA!!!! OMG OK STOP I KNO NOW :(

Me : LMAO u lil seagull..

Juancock : smh whatevs i lyk d name..

Me : lol, what chu ddoin ?

Juancock : thinkin about u noona..

Me : shut uup I'm serious.

Juancock : i am serious noona..

Me : r u thinking smthg dirty?

Juancock : 😏 maybe..

Me : bye.

Juancock : WAIT NO DON'T LEAVE ME NOONA :(

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