[BakuDeku] Chat Fic

Part 7

I am so so so sorry. My mental health hasn't been the best lately, and I've just been lacking motivation to do anything. However, I made a promise that I would see this fic from start to finish, and I plan to see that through. It's unfair that you all should have to wait for so long. After I finish this (im planning to have about 10 parts) I'll repost Deku and the (Explosive) beast here. I just need to find the right cover first..

1:31 pm

Izu Okay?: Hey everyone! Guess who's back!

Pikachu: Santa is that you?

Grapes: Santa isn't real dimwit

Im ear for u: So then who was climbing down my chimney during Christmas?

Pikachu: see?? Santa i s real

Izu Okay?: Um, Jiro, was anything particular missing the next morning?

Im ear for u: Now that you mention it, a few things were missing, but I thought it was just Denki stealing my appliances again. He didn't give me any presents either...

Im ear for u: However, he might've not given me presents cause of all the....questionable decisions I made that year, y'know?

Grapes: Wtf, why does he steal your appliances?

Pikachu: I don't like Ikea

Grapes: Aren't there other places you can buy stuff?

Pikachu: I don't like them either >:I

Izu Okay?: Jiro, I think you were robbed?

Im ear for u: Cool, the stuff taken was kinda old and a little bit of a fire hazard.

It's Pretty Hard: Damn, how do you not care

Im ear for u: It's pretty easy. Step 1: Don't give a fuck. Complete that and you're good to go

It's Pretty Hard: ummm... I'm stuck on step one

Im ear for u: too bad

It's Pretty Hard: :(

Im ear for u: :)

Cotton Candy: So we're really gonna overlook the fact that Izu is finally back?

Grapes: yup

Cotton Candy: oH commOn, aren't you the least bit curious about his side of the story?

Izu Okay?: uhhh, maybe I should scroll up?

Sleepless: Don't

Izu Okay?: who are you?

Sleepless: Shinsou

Izu Okay?: ??!??! REALLY? :OOO

Sleepless: Yes :)

Izu Okay?: but why shouldn't I scroll up?

Sleepless: It's hell

Pikachu: But i thought hell was downwards, not up?

Im ear for u: doesn't matter, we're all gonna go to hell

Pikachu: oh

Sleepless: I'll just pm you a summary so you can skip the bs

Izu Okay?: That would be great!

Cotton Candy: We got yelled at by Bakuho

Izu Okay?: Wait really? Is that why he looked so annoyed?