[BakuDeku] Chat Fic

Part 8

Covered in four layers of blankets, hot cocoa by my side with the heater on, I am finally ready. (Not really, I haven't watched BNHA in a year.)

3:21am

Aoyma changed their name to Sparkle Dick

Sparkle Dick: :(

Im ear for u: Ah, hello. Welcome to my domain of late night contemplation and occasional sadness. What plagues you tonight good sir?

Sleepless: nice place you got here

Im ear for u: goddamn, you really gonna barge in like that

 Im ear for u: HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT USER NAME HAHAHAHAHAHFEFWEJGSLLSGLSGFOG

Sparkle Dick: The press are mean :(

Sleepless: Damn I feel you bro. Talk about one topic and it's like, boom! Shit's taken out of context and next morning you're accused of robbing a gas station.

Sparkle Dick: you didn't rob a gas station?

Sleepless: NO

Pikachu: no comment

Im ear for u: wow, okay, I guess everyone is intruding my personal space now.

Sleepless: Night owls are under attack by the overflow of new ones

Pikachu: I hear that night owls have shorter lives

Im ear for u: Guess i'll die then

Sleepless: just sleep

Im ear for u: Ok "Sleepless"

Sleepless: i have insomnia you dense dongle 

PIkachu: oH HEHEHEHEHEHE

Pikachu changed I'm ear for u's name to Dongle

Dongle: I'm going

Dongle: to beat you

Dongle: the fuck up

Dongle changed their name to I'm ear for u

Dongle changed Pikachu's name to Bobble headed turd burglar 

Bobble headed turd burglar: Jiro what the hell

Bobble headed turd burglar: Shinsou, please tell her this is a stupid username

Sleepless: Oh no! Don't insult your name like that! You should feel good about yourself no matter what, Bobble headed turd burglar

Bobble headed turd burglar changed their name to Pikachu

Pikachu: okay, okay, im sorry. I'll never call you a dongle again

Grape: I can't help but associate the word "dongle" with a limp dick

Im ear for u: god DAMMIT

Im ear for u: g O D  D A M M IT

Im ear for u: Is nowhere sacred now?

Grape: well eXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me princess

Grape: Im going to sleep now, >:(

Sparkle Dick: guys please pay attention to me, I crave attention