Me: Hey let's do "get help"
Friend: What?
Me: "Get help!"
Friend: No
Me: C'mon you love it
Friend: I hate it
Me: It's great, it works every time!
Friend: It's humiliating
Me: You have a better plan?
Friend: No
Me: We're doing it
Friend: We're not doing "get help"
*cut to me running at a group of bullys with friend over my shoulder*
Me: Get help! Please! My friend, they're dying! Get help! Help them!
Me: *yeets friend at the bullys knocking the over*
Me: Ah, classic
Friend: *standing up* I still hate it
(Sorry not sorry)
