Child: *crying* I want my momma
Me: Call me momma Hotshot
Child: Your a teenager
Me: I'M
Me: YOUR
Me: HECKING
Me: MOTHER
Me: NOW
Child:....
Child: *crying* I want my momma
Me: Call me momma Hotshot
Child: Your a teenager
Me: I'M
Me: YOUR
Me: HECKING
Me: MOTHER
Me: NOW
Child:....