Narrator's POV
It was a lovely sunny day for Shrek, Obama and their kids joining together for breakfast.
Obama: "Well kids, I have to go to work now!"
The kids: "Bye Dad!"
Obama leaves...
Shrek: "Well children you have to go to school."
Dab Jr.: "I don't want to go to school! I want bake cookies with you! And we can buy a PlayStation 4!"
Robin: "How about a Nintendo Switch?"
Shrek: "I need to work first and then buy you guys a PS4 or a Nintendo Switch."
Shrek takes his kids to school...
Shrek:"Have fun everyone!"
Children: "You too Dad!"
After Shrek dropped off his children to school he decided to work at Pizza Hut.
25 minutes later...
Manager: "You're hired!"
Shrek was standing in the countertop as his phat ass was dummy thicc.
*Doorbell rings*
Bob from Animal Crossing enters...
Shrek: "Hello lads! Welcome to Pizza Hut! What would you like?"
Bob: "I would like 2 large cheese pizzas please with sfuffed crust."
Shrek: "Sure that will be $10!" (idk the prices lol)
Larry: "Also add some wings too!"
Shrek: "Okay that will be $13!"
*Doorbell Rings*
Dab Jr: "DADAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
Shrek: "Dab Jr?!"
Dab Jr: "Yes it's me."
Shrek: "What are you doing here lad?"
Dab Jr: "I'm hungry."
Shrek:"Okay, go sit down and have some pizza."
Dab Jr: "Yes Daddy Shrek, I will go sit down."
*Dab Jr sits*
Dab Jr: "Who the hell are you?"
Prince Philip: "I am Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh."
Dab Jr: "I don't know any of that stuff, I'm only 8 years old!!!"
Prince Philip: "I'm too old to be talking anyways."
Dab Jr: "Okay grandpa."
Prince Philip: "Also may I request to have your young soul taken away?"
Dab Jr: "Wait...what?!"
Prince Philip: "pls."
YOU ARE READING
Shrek X Obama
FanfictionShrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.
