Bts Jokes

BTS as parents

Jin: AWW my hinnie has gotten so big but not big enough to not wear these FAB pink hair bows

Hinjee: Im not a girl dad imma guy...

Jin: no your not /grabs hinjee and slides hair bows in/

Hinjee: *whispers* why do I have you as a father

Jin: hmmm what did you just say /*death glare*/
Hinjee: NOTHING *^*

Rapmon: yo rapjunior

Rapjunior: wudsup

Rapmon: uncle suga is sleeping wake his ass up

Rapjunior: no way!!! You crazy he's scary

Rapmon: D.O I.T N.O.W

Rapjunior: *^/runs away without a second thought/^*

Jhope: jihobie~~~~ help your father stand up

Jihobie: uhhh why me

Jhope: because it's not like the horses can help me

Jihobie: ha dats where your wrong *^/(sweats profusingly and then pop a magic unicorn is floating in front)/^*

Jhope: you still haven't proven your point... OH LOOK LOOK JIHOBIE I'M FLYING WOOHOO IM TALL AGAIN AND THIS TIME TALLER THAN NAMJOON

Jihobie: crazy ass father

Jungkook: whoohooo go jungmin beat that kids as

SOME RUDEASS RANDOM PARENT: Mr.jeon your child broke ma kimkis arm the other week

Jungkook: so since when did I ask... YEA YOU GO SON I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
Jungmin: THANKS DAD YOUR GREAT!

V: TJFFTHSVWHJDV3JWIYSGRVEHJWUSYYHRJE
*speaking weird as language obvs he's a alien*

Bwi: jehwbejfjdbsvwh3ktntbeheuritj*^*

Jimin: come kimchi we must find our jams

Kimchi: ok dad less go

Rapmon: not on my watch jamless people /^throws on shades and disseapers^/

Suga: swaeg /^falls asleep^/

Swaeg: fudge this Sprite I'm out ^//falls asleep extreme^//